solitanom

solitanom

@solitanom.bsky.social

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most terrifying sentence i've read in my life

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social

Copyright notice filed for potential Blumhouse TV adaptation of Danganronpa. www.resetera.com/threads/16...

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still laughing at my evil list of every final fantasy game

bckl.gg'Final Fantasy Extended Canon' a list of games by headfallsoff | Backloggdevery time someone plays all the Final Fantasy games they only play the mainline ones well fuck you i made this to torture you this is every Final Fantasy every tangentially connected game every spiritual successor every clone every fan game and total conversion even every tangentially connected games spiritual successors spiritual successors sci fi spin off you will never beat every Final Fantasy game serious addition there was some logic to this behind just shitposting this is not a list of every game that has final fantasy characters in it in terms of the non FF games I wanted more a list of games that have similar DNA or are directly inspired by the series this is a weirdly difficult task as while Dragon Quest inspired a legion of clones as the first of its kind FF among them its influence is usually far more subtle for a game as influential and epoch shifting as FF7 there are very very few FF7likes and its hard to define what that would even be outside of just also an RPG id like to thank lord of the rings the third age for making this extremely easy anyway thats why the list is the way it is and why ive included what i have and also left out what i have its far more about the evolution of the series thematically including the offshoots and seeds that came from it than it is about tracking the series as a brand thats why SaGa games are on here but not Chocobo games which is all to say yes i know about Mario Sports yes I know about Tekken etc etc feel free to make your own list lmao one final note all the mobile games included have their cutscenes backed up on youtube this is intended to be theoretically doable obviously you cant play them anymore but you can still experience FF Mobiuss story seeing how it fits in to the context of toriyamas work in the series etc etc thats why shit like All the Bravest and First Soldier are not

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i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

robdog 👾@robdogdraws.bsky.social

Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan

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naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!! naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry

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sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid

IGN@ign.com

GTA 6 has received a rating of PEGI 18, revealing mentions of "decapitation," the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time, "scenes of sexual fetishes," and much more.

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its time to admit it: CLAMP are ten million times more prophetic than hideo kojima

Jesse Felder@jessefelder.com

‘The aim is to make the AI assistants a little more approachable, distinct and trustworthy. If the Jolly Green Giant could get kids to eat their vegetables, perhaps a sweet anthropomorphic triangle can win over AI skeptics.‘ www.wsj.com/tech/ai/tech...

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you watch one video about the history of the bible as a historical object and suddenly youtube is like do you want catholic influencer youtube. can’t say that i do guys

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it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social

Mahershala Ali responds to Kevin Feige calling ‘BLADE’ the biggest failure of his career: “Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.” #MahershalaAli #Blade #KevinFeige

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Reminder: Gou Tanabe's next H.P. Lovecraft adaptations, The Dunwich Horror Deluxe Edition & The Haunter of The Dark, are coming soon! Pre-order your copies below 👇 The Dunwich Horror Deluxe Edition: bit.ly/4vp88f9 The Haunter of the Dark: bit.ly/4ymqssb By Gou Tanabe #DHManga

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For the first time in North America, own Hideaki Anno's live action debut feature LOVE & POP on Blu-ray. Available October 6. Pre-order now, exclusively at the GKIDS Store. brnw.ch/21x3Pai

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the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend

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one more decade of developing final fantasy xv could fix us

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social

What game deserves a Yooka Replayee do over and why is it Final Fantasy XV? www.resetera.com/threads/16...

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It’s kind of insane that Israel’s standing is so cooked that the full might of the Zionist media is currently jobbing to the Thrift Shop Wigga

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with the release of kingdom hearts 4 and ff7 revelation in the same year, in 2027 square enix will finally achieve the only goal it's been striving towards for 21 years: to make advent children real