Spaghetti Logic

Don't threaten me with a good time...

Six months ago:

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.

There’s nothing like the sweet smell of failure in the morning.

Stock Trades by Presidents While in Office: Bill Clinton: ZERO George W. Bush: ZERO Barack Obama: ZERO Donald Trump (first term): 517 Joe Biden: ZERO Donald Trump (second term): 24,000+, averaging >60 trades per trading day. This is why the crook in the Oval Office manipulates the markets.

We’re kept increasingly distracted, stressed & ignorant because stopping & thinking for just a few minutes would make it abundantly clear to anyone that our society is racing toward a collapse which most of us will not survive.

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

The ultra-wealthy keep trying to pit the rest of us against each other with scare tactics ("communists!" "men in the ladies room!!" "brown people!!!" "drag queens!!!!") to keep us from noticing that our real problem is THEM. They want us to fight *any* war—except a class war. Happy Labor Day.

It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.

Thou shalt not trust A SINGLE WORD from corporate media talking heads who LOOK AWAY while the president is CERTIFIABLY INSANE.

Federal corporate political spending has already reached nearly $650 MILLION ahead of the midterms, according to Public Citizen. That’s an all-time high — and we’re still months away from Election Day. Big Money is the real threat to “election integrity.”

The title really says it all.

BonesSpurs McDraftDodger had the unmitigated gall to post this image & I just threw up in my mouth a little. At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency? #StolenValor

What a circus. 🤡

Fuck every single person who, through action or inaction, allowed this stupid, stupid reality to come to pass.

When there is a problem with our food, the first step is usually tracing the issue back to its cause. In most cases, this will be a particular farm or meatpacking plant. But this year’s many food problems can all be traced back to to *one* cause: A WHOLLY INCOMPETENT ADMINISTRATION.

Oops!

And we have a new all-time record warm *absolute* temperature for the oceans, according to ERA5 (which goes back to 1940): August 21st likely marked the warmest Sea Surface Temperatures have been for the entire Holocene period. Should be major news!

Benefits of Being a U. S. State: 1) No universal healthcare. 2) Your kids get shot at in school. 3) You get no disaster relief if you didn’t vote for the malignant crazy person in the Oval Office. 4) Get diarrhea from your food. Think long and hard before saying “no” to such a utopia, Canada!

“...Now there are iconic places where it is no longer possible to appreciate the beauty as we’re surrounded by dozens of people who take selfies and are only there for that.” www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Inciting a coup against your own country is the very definition of TREASON, full stop. There should be a law that prevents traitors from running for office.

Food companies wanted deregulation. Now there are dozens of recalls across the country. Mining companies wanted deregulation. Now the black lung rate is at a 45-year high. Financial companies wanted deregulation. Now financial losses to fraud are the highest on record. Noticing a pattern?

Inventing an iceberg lettuce, jalapenos, eggs and blueberries dish called Roulette Salad.

“Don’t worry, folks. We’re not boning. She’s just my ethereal wife from heaven. Just your regular sky priestess 50 years my junior who grants me a love so eternal. You guys know what I’m talking about. Anyways no idea where my hag wife is, might be dead.”

🚨 OCEAN HEAT: We are entering uncharted territory. Record-breaking ocean temperatures are pushing ecosystems closer to dangerous tipping points. Fossil fuel corporations and big polluters are gambling with a liveable planet for profit.

Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.

I'm at a loss for words.

“I don’t believe in climate change.” Dude, this is physics, not Santa Claus.

The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”

We don’t need new data centres. We already have all the data we need. It’s telling us billions of people will die this century unless we end fossil fueled capitalism.

He didn’t change. They did.

Yeah these guys gotta go. When they lose the House or the Senate their markets will be used for election denial. Gotta rip the wires out.

The catering cart memes are doing me in ☠️😭 Please add any I missed in the replies. We need this laugh.

Bambi and Thumper, the adult years 💕 TT: @medy_evans Port Angeles, Washington

Tried to prevent a half-billion people from dying by an airborn virus that killed millions anyway and as a reward getting yelled at by 50 guys with the burner FreedomMectinEnemaWarrior1776 under the threat of perjury.

NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts https://theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles-to-hold-speaker-gavel-while-wearing-anti-masturbation-mitts/

You Can't Make This Shit Up.......

Beyond absurd. A budget is a moral document.

If only we could be as beautiful as this fucking haunted gremlin egg child over here.

Well, that makes sense.

. Every time I read this stuff, it again begs the question: Why didn’t the Dems challenge the election results? .

Trump continues to use his pardon power as a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card for his political allies.   From Jan. 6 rioters who attacked police to financial fraudsters to polluters — it seems there’s no crime he won't pardon.   He's making a complete mockery of our justice system.

It sleeps like a frying pan #Cat #Caturday

An epidemiological mystery is unfolding in Michigan, with an unusually large outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection spread via the fecal-oral route. In other words, it is generally transmitted via fecal contamination of water or food. Public health officials don’t yet know the source.