Frank

So the White Sox won their first post season series since the 2005 World Series and on the same day the Cubs were eliminated by.....the Padres.

Lake America

This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.

Kind of nuts that Hong and Crowley are only combining for 79.5% of the votes in Wisconsin tonight.

The prediction markets have flipped to Crowley but it's very competitive. #WIGOV

loving all the pix of Chicago Pope night at the White Sox game

I'd like to ask Pete Hegseth if those eyebrows express lethality?

Crowley's lead is down to 575.

This is from a man who's never had to schedule an appointment with a pediatrician. These doctors' offices tend to be incredibly overbooked as is. Especially in underserved communities. This is a nightmare for them.

Good night, stupid people.

The margin just dipped under 20K.

Maybe a dead cat bounce but Stevens went from 2% on Predictit a few minutes ago to 9% now.

The NY Times forecast has the final result being El-Sayed winning by just 1.5%.

I don't know if this is a bit or if there is some reason why the Trans community (aka as Gwen Pepperoni) does not want me to play NYT games.

Trump is saying the 2016 election (when Obama was president) was fair, and the 2024 election (when Biden was president) was also fair, but the 2020 election (when some guy named Trump was president) was a piece of crap.

Accusing Trump of corrupting FIFA is like accusing him of deflowering Stormy Daniels.

It is objectively funny that Pope Hat got banned from her for life. I like the guy and I didn't wish this on him. But it's funny.

Little Marco Goes to Washington

I can watch videos of Moscow infrastructure in flames and Neocons complaining about Trump giving up on the Iran war almost as many times as I can watch the OG Anunoby tip in.

The last time the Knicks lead the NBA finals:

Liz Lemon, I don't want to be a downer, but that should have been a three second violation.

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

I will be saying "That's a bad noise" in my best Slovenian feminine accent for a week.

Unless you have really solid evidence of something more sophisticated, we have to assume that some nutter with a gun did something stupid. This is America, Jack. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Irv...

Stephen Colbert remains the only person to have killed at a WHCA Dinner.

Yes takes the lead. #Virginia

Yes now trails by only 24K votes.

Not a great sign for the ceasefire when Trump says, "Hey Melania, get out there and make everyone talk about the Epstein Files again."

I regret to inform you that my "No I never fucked Jeffrey Epstein (the New York financier)" press statement has raised more questions than it answered.

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

Tomorrow is going to be an embarrassing parade of Republicans spinning this into a win for the genius Trump.

Less than an hour to go. Cue the music.....

First look at the Moon and Earth together! 4 people on the left, 8.3 billion people on the right 🌎

They will choose dictatorship, war crimes, & millions of people dying over being made uncomfortable. And they imagine this makes them look *strong* as opposed to terrified little babies crying out for daddy.

The bridges are animals.

It's nice to see Pam Bondi get fired but it's not like her replacement will be any better.

Great speech, dude.

I think I'll just wait for the Lego video version of this.

"We have so much gas under my leadership." Checkmate, @ddale8.bsky.social

"Today, we were gonna have the privilege of shooting down a very big electric generation plant." Bragging about war crimes, exactly what 75 million American citizens voted for.

Very proud of @readjack.bsky.social. He was shouted out by David Simon for his very astute observations of Robert Mueller's impact on the making of the Wire.

75 million of my fellow Americans denied this American hero of the dignified remembrance that he deserved. Semper Fi, Lieutenant Mueller.

In a perfect world, we win that game and they kidnap our president.