Andy, the Maintainer

Just another day as church caretaker

I still remember the look on Una Stubbs face when he was asked to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under a minute

BRYAN JOHNSON IS A SILLY SAUSAGE WHO IS INCAPABLE OF SENDING OUT MY CHRISTMAS LIST TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU CAN FIND IT ON GIFTSER, SMELLY ARMPITS. I'D REALLY LIKE THE NEW MICHAEL PALIN BOOK, FOLDING TROWEL AND GTA6, WOBBLY BUM

Art imitating Art. Went into the Cribbs "Grand Appeal" shop. Among various things on display, there's a plasticine Morph mimicking the Southville Upfest Morph from a few years back

I read Oglaf for the humour, honest

Call for Inspector Sands at Cribbs Causeway shopping centre Hope he hurries up, because I'm due a meeting with Inspector Thomas Crapper

I was just stopped in the street by a lady who said she was a witch, and offered to show me her pussy, which I thought was a little familiar.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Please note Bristol. If the poster ads for the new blue (paper) and red (plastic) recycling bags have blown off the billboard, please recycle them in the blue bag. Unless those have blown away too

Happiness is driving home with 12" Disco mix of Doctorin' the TARDIS playing on local radio, though the GG bits were edited out. "You'll have to Google who else was sampled on that" says the DJ

"A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Dear Gary Lineker. Please can I host a podcast about care and maintenance of non-comformist and evangelical church buildings. You could call it "The Rest is Baptistry"

Dirk Hoffman Motor homes

Friday is women's group at church, and I found a broken toilet seat hinge. Quickly swapped it with the one from the Gents before they arrived. Then replaced the bust hinges with ones from a broken seat that had been dumped with a load of flytipped wood down the road. Truly, the Lord shall provide

Hello people. I am on the wireless this evening from 9pm with the world's best musical guessing game (fuck you Ken Bruce) Dear Tara Long Time Listener on @noiseboxradio.com www.noiseboxradio.com All the cool kids listen to it & some cunts. Also join in on Discord. discord.com/channels/108...

Very disappointed that the group organising this is the O.U.R.S. A turn for the worse for the Oxford University Railway Society, fondly remembered for visiting obscure South Wales branchlines, assisting in the proofreading of maps and losing quizzes to the Cambridge University Railway Club

"No, the first "P" stands for 'Peter, you've fired'."

If they're getting rid of R4X, can we replace Jeremy Whine's lunchtime show on R2 with archive comedy and spoken word content? Anything is more wholesome than retired middle-England ranting about stuff

“In the song ‘If I Ever’, Brian Harvey sings the line “The very first time that I saw your brown eyes”. However, he’s singing it to Gabrielle, who wears an eye patch, so really it should be “The very first time that I saw your brown eye” which is a very different lyric indeed”.

Hey @christhebarker.bsky.social Just seen your Mr. Tumblewise picture on b3ta. Excellent work

"What did it taste like Richard?" "A little bit like swan..."

Two blocked urinals. Two!! How can you block a urinal?

New toasters at church, together capable of 12 slices simultaneously. Exciting times ahead. I shall call them Evan and Archie, although I don't think we'll be formally christening them

Hey Bluesky, whatcha drinking this fine Saturday?

Company I had taken a data analysis course with offered me a zero hours tutor role. Lasted two days of the four day teacher training. Probably for the best

An event I enjoy is now advertising it's jeeps and tractors event with a Generative AI poster. Feeling betrayed.

Michael Palin introducing Adam and the Ants, it doesn't get better than that #totp

Happy Nicholas Witchell in The Broom Cupboard Day for those that celebrate

"Barcelona" by Freddie Mercury and Monserratt Cabilla

Send in the Klowns! Another excellent bit of work by £SBs.

I think all the people referring to AI as conscious have never had to deal with any mechanical contrivance from before the 1990s. Then you'd realise every machine reacts to the environment. They have all manner of anthropomorphic grumpiness and belligerence. Doesn't mean they are actually thinking

Wenger Out

Ford Sapphire

This reminds me of Dr. Keir's theory that beer doesn't actually taste nice, or likeable, but people just get used to it.

I just could not celebrate the #AdaLovelaceDay not sharing a screen from my fav graphic novel The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage by Sydney Padua!

Let's celebrate, today is Ada Lovelace Day! Known for creating the first machine algorithm for Babbage's Analytical Engine, Ada Lovelace is widely celebrated as the first programmer. Ada Lovelace at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/autho... #books #womeninstem

Slightly concerned for the economy of British Overseas Territory of the Caribbean region, Malliouhana. As of 2024, the government reported 105.5 million East Caribbean dollars revenue, about a quarter of the government's total revenue for the year, from sale of Anguilla ".ai" web addresses

Welcome to difficult-to-pronounce country

Full marks to the bus driver on depot ECS duties that programmed his LED display to show spiders and pumpkins pictograms, with the destination as "Happy Halloween"