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Personally, I believe all religions are total horseshit. But white evangelicals are the American Taliban.

Now we get to watch pre-Blackwater Tyrion Lannister play QB in two weeks!

Honestly, why isn’t that cheap-shot motherfucker ejected?

All I want for Christmas is to see Minkah Fitzpatrick hospitalized and drinking his meals through a straw for a year.

No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...

Sooooo…CBS doesn’t have a single watchable show, do they? Fucking hell, everything is cop/military, redneck, and/or reality schlock.

If the Browns play Watson this year, and then do something like draft Mateer later in April, I’m done.

Well, good to know that the NCAA still lets ttun cheat. Hell, they stepped it up: now they cheat FOR them!

This is a roadmap for what we can do and where we need to go to build a fairer, more affordable Ohio. One State Rep can’t do it alone. If elected, I’ll fight every day, but real change takes all of us showing up and speaking out. #OhioPolitics #RichlandCountyOH

It’s 2026, and Paris Hilton is still gross.

This LETTERKENNY clip is the best explanation of how Donald Trump goes about life. In it, Wayne demonstrates the limits of intelligence of the average human baby. Study the look on his face closely, as that is the *inner spirit animal* of Donald Trump:

Anymore, I couldn’t give a shit about what people think of series finales. I don’t care what you would have done instead, or that you think the writing was sloppy. You’re a night manager at Sheetz. If your critical insights are justified, maybe seek a career change. (Spoiler alert: you shouldn’t)

@rifftrax.com YouTube randomly suggested I rewatch Birdemic live. Sometimes, algorithms are wonderful.

The Browns typically suck…but thank the god that I don’t actually believe in that we don’t play a Styx song.

she looks like someone’s big toe made a wish to be a real girl

24 hour news networks are the absolute fucking worst.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

Hmm. Seems to me, Christmas is over. Maybe stop holiday season advertising?

This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.

Gains jumps offsides, but they won’t call it. Fucking zebras.

B*tchigan getting testy from sucking so much unwashed ass.

Never forget that the only reasons why JJ McCarthy got drafted was that: 1. his old coach cheated during recruitment period to surround him with decent teammates 2. his old school ran a sign-stealing operation Jim Harbaugh is effectively banned from coaching another NCAA team until 2038(!)

Jesus, Dillon Gabriel is awful.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

This oline sucks copious asscheeks, but Gabriel isn’t the answer. Just a backup.

Ready to see an organizational overhaul…but rather, another postgame coach conference saying “we have to be better” is on the way.

Just an awful organization.

This offensive coaching staff is so atrocious. Zero fucking creativity. Kevin & co. need to go.

- we will get shut out today, as apparently, we project our simplistic offensive playcalling - our defense is pathetic two weeks in a row Good job Browns. Thanks for a watchable product.

Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

God, I had Klatt.

…but that magically was DPI?

Not only was that a catch, but it was DPI.

Fucking hell, dude, stop throwing so fucking high every time.

As w’re playing went and some random rookie, it’s safe to say our defense didn’t totally make this trip.

FUCKING FIELD TURF

Woke up to the #DonaldTrumpShutdown

When you think you're World War II's Patton, but you're really just M*A*S*H's Major Frank Burns.

Yep. We’re sad to see you drowning but you chose not to wear a life jacket in November.

Butker is such a twat

Game. Get rid of Ventrone. Just fucking pathetic special teams for the 3rd year now.