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Once I made a typo in a search trying to find out why orthodox priests have beards. I found something way better instead.

Piss Panic! At The Disco

alternative name for uk government's legislative priorities

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

And a confession: I never read Animorphs, the cursed covers scared the shit out of me (and still do)

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

Anyway, I'll leave you with this: Tim Curry's number from The Worst Witch. If you haven't seen it before, you're welcome. If you have seen it before, you're welcome. youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

So when they say the transphobic wizards series got kids reading, what they really mean is that perhaps boys were reading now because a shameless Worst Witch rip off starring a boy appealed more to them. In other words, once again, it's prioritising boys rather than raising them better.

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

And of course, there were series to suit all ages. Good old Tracey Beaker, beautifully illustrated and a working class hero. Teenage worrier Lettie Chubb, full-frontal snogger Georgia Nicholson, I remember you and your ubiquity around the millennium.

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

And the Babysitters Club, so popular that there were approximately 11 million spin offs and ambitious crossover events. Maybe we discount these because they're American?

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.

And finally, point the fourth: I have so far not actually shown you this yarn. So here it is. This is a literal marketing image from the literal brand. This is them showing you what your transphobic scarf is supposed to look like. This is *their* best light image.

I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.

Point the second: this yarn is 100% acrylic and nothing starts crafting drama like acrylic in the fibre arts community. There's a lot of snobbery about yarns and the second you mention the A word you will get a million ~natural fibres~ reply guys a-replyin'

I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.