Steve

Returning from a hiatus spent on twitter. In 8 months ive started 2 different accounts. Both of which are now ghost banned for liking all the comments I agreed with and replying to many of the bad comments with a piece of my mind. Apparently thats not authentic social media engagement 🤷‍♂️

Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating loss of their wife and mother. gofund.me/9e987aead

Very selfish, but can we not start a war in the middle of the night when u have insomnia. K thx

Maybe i should file and pay my 2023 taxes. I dont have money to give them. But maybe i should file lol.

People in the comments with an old erricson brick phone: “29 months is rookie numbers, I’ve had mine for 240.”

So glad I drafted Jayden Daniels and Brock Purdy in my 2QB league

RIP my sweet boy Diego 2006-2025

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Is Malort like the hipster version of “we bought shots of well tequila”

Its 2025 and I still miss my Blackberry Curve

Old fucks at this bar cant even watch a baseball game without making it political. Unironically using libtard IRL. Fuck boomers pls die soon

Breaking News: Rapture Takes Nobody, everyone is a heathen. Live at 8.

Three 8hr line cook shifts in a row hits different at 38 than 28…

This 72 dewpoint shit is killing me. Ready to move to the UP

Jfc two days of uma musume and im talking like the biggest weeb on the planet

Its been so muggy I may never cut the grass again. Really gonna test this 6” or less HOA rule

Lined up rubber ducks in the windshield of a jeep make me want to be a terrorist

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Controversial take - Tropico 5 is the best Tropico. Top campaign

Get a cat. Really hard to doom scroll with a cat laying on your arm. And spell. I fucked up hapf these words—not fixing that last one

The best first dress rehearsal is when everyone completely bombs. The next dress everyone is A1 🫡

Against my better judgement I told my mother to join bluesky. I mean, to hell with it, all her friends are here already

Abolish ICE

The take-away point: we must include these Silicon Valley ideologies on our lists of "existential threats to humanity." And we must take steps to neutralize these ideologies in exactly the same way that we strive to prevent another pandemic or an asteroid strike.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The internet needs to be turned off for atleast a year. People are getting dumber, not smarter. We weren’t ready. Aunt Beverly thinks she’s part of the ‘resistance’. Please for the love of god

Have the fent folders ever thought to just sit down before taking it?

Car battery all old and corroded, acting up. “Surely it has two more starts in it, ill get home from rehearsal and get a new one in the morning.” No, no you will not

As if canadians werent mad enough at america already, now they have to wait until america figures out economics before they can preorder the switch2

The replies make me want to uninstall this app

Made a joke about shopping poor. Can someone come get their aunts filling my replies with recipes for soup.

Entire global economy is taking a plunge but damn am I lucky I dont have to read pronouns in your twitter bio anymore

Surely the stock market falling 2k points in a day means we are great again? No?

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually

Jfc people are insane and fear controlled. I probably need to go buy toilet paper now even tho its only half gone

I think I’ve finally statue of limitation-ed out of whatever one time donation I made to ActBlue in 2007. Its amazing

Ahh tank the economy to own the libs. We should’ve seen this coming

Gorgeous day out. 9am and I had to turn the lamps on..

very funny that bluesky knows its userbase is mostly joke-illiterate so even this extremely tame and obvious april fools prank needs a disclaimer at the bottom