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this man is a gotdamned patriot

My wife and I are solidly GenX. We saw something that was of an era over the weekend and I said, "that would look right at home next to a Nagel on the wall" and she said, "what's a Nagel?" and I felt a pain in my chest.

If Jalen Brunson is starting the season like this (off season surgery), Knicks will look rough for a while. 0-3 looks super possible.

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Going as Loomis for Halloween but not telling anyone. Just gonna run around my neighborhood screaming "I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES" and assuming everyone will know what I am talking about

Last night we had a neighborhood cat (big fluffy orange and white we call Tea Time) a very large raccoon, and the possum that my cat assaulted come by to get snacks. I feed everyone even in this economy because I have to be able to sleep at night.

Looking at old Sears Wish Books on eBay and asking the question that everyone is thinking... These kids are probably dead, right?

This state deserves it for probably electing Marsha Blackburn for governor

Ref deciding a Celtics game just like the BMM drew it up.

Lamelo traveled so far he's at the cracks of Doom in the land of Mordor where shadows lie.

Clyde Frazier wearing an Alamo-print suit like a medieval warlord sporting the skins of his vanquished foes

[even more smugly] my wife likes being stronger than me

Calling everything I don't like "spiritually Israeli" from now on

Banner day! The champ is here! I’m excited and happy all over again. This rules.

We had a situation on the catio last night. Possum ate, was trying to leave. A semi-mean neighborhood cat showed up and was blocking the way out. I went out there to get the cat to move and my own cat Rickie darted out and attacked the possum. I got her off the possum. Everyone was mad- for hours.

He's still dead, 5 stars.

Angel Reese marry me

It's now been a month since I've gotten a grade in one of my classes. I emailed the prof twice, got nothing back, and so today I emailed one of the other students. They confirmed they have not gotten grades either. This is now weird.

I live in East Tennessee, and I think Dolly Parton was great. I fucking hate Dollywood and never, ever want to go back there. Jesus.

I did a crook tail grab. I've never even thought about trying that trick until today. Not sure if it is even a trick. But I watched Hockey IV today and felt inspired by AA.

As my job winds down, I find myself a little adrift and struggling to keep myself up as my days at work are essentially filled with not much other than deleting/decommissioning everything I built. Like, what was it all for? What do I do now? How do I keep this up until February?

I don't even have a bingo card.

So for one of my classes, I haven't received any grades for the last two papers and discussion postings. One of the papers was turned in on September 25, and the other on October 9. Now we are about to write another paper and I am like, can I get feedback please so I know if my writing style is ok?

Is Tobias Harris the Ted McGinley of the NBA?

Yeah guys, I think Virg is cooked.

Weird that Liverpool give up 2 as soon as VVD and Gomez come in. Probably doesn't have anything to do with them being old and slow.

I tried 54mm wheels on my set up and it was a struggle for me so I went back down to 53mm. I have a finite time left doing this stuff. I'd like to enjoy it. I have nothing to prove.

I'm very into this. Let Mickey march with the band.

I mean, I wouldn't say "no one"...

I wonder why they didn't show this door in the Holiday Forest in Nightmare Before Xmas?

I am a 51 year old man on my last collegiate fall break. I'm thinking about eating some oatmeal.

Liverpool are not very good. This is going to be a sort of painful season.

I don't think the Liberty have it. Good first round series, but the Dream seem younger and hungrier.

You can tell Halloween 4 is a work of fiction because in it, the police take seriously the threat of a killer looking to harm a girl.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Friends, this is the view from a trail privy at 11,000 feet. The highest I have ever peed whilst still on the ground.

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

Watched Lanterns and remembered that I could have been a left handed pitching demon in little league but my dad never advocated for me and the coach didn't want me showing up his kid so I never got the chance. So I quit. What I am saying is that I wish Hal's dad was my dad. Fuck.

I'll never forget that my mom, who was very suspicious of my wife, refused to share her "secret" recipe for chocolate cake. One day she finally accepted my wife and relented, sharing the recipe. The secret ingredient? Hot water. Boomers are fucking weird, man.

Watching any documentary about music from the 80s and 90s and waiting for America's sweetheart Tipper Gore to make an appearance.

I’m a New Balance man, but I’ve wanted to try these Village-PM shoes for a while. They got a distro here stateside and my swollen foot finally settled down enough to put them on. They’re cool.

As much as I hate to say this...I'd sink the putt. I was a decent golfer. Fuck golf tho.

I have turned in a third paper. I kinda blacked out after the work cited page and just hit submit. I’m scared.

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

My wife and stepson are watching the Vampire Lestat series and they keep looking to me to explain things. Because when I was in my early 20s I read all the Vampire books at the time. I stand by it. Reading is good.