🐇 Alexandra de Wit 🐇

Actually might have found what I want

Maturing as a software engineer doesn’t mean writing fewer Horrors, it means knowing when to write A Horror and how to construct the proper containment zone around it

Americans need to stop having their political party colours backwards. It's really confusing

ecluse-proxy.com 0.3.3 has almost double the throughput near as I can measure.

sorry I forgot we had dinner plans tonight. you see, my calendar is a self hosted PHP app and

Love to have Astra flag something and halt the overnight work because... I need to update my library to a version that fixes a security issue and explaining that was blocked by the guard rails. I really need to get my fucking accounts added to Blue team type policies but it doesn't recognize ramq

Dude dressmaker is such a pleasant chill little game. I really wasn't sure it would be for me but it's a pleasant balance of creative, relaxing, and silly. I love it

4s in the chat for these lads

laughing at the number 4 when i scrolled past some posts about php

some guy on a super old php version must be feeling pretty smug right about now

actually, 4 is a very hard to guess number, and is secure from modern attacks

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you package/distribute/maintain root stores or chain verifiers, act immediately. If you know how to remove trust in a root, consider doing it now. Otherwise, prepare to update systems as patches/mitigations come. Go users, update to Go 1.27.3 or Go 1.26.10.

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Woof, just looked at the Alberta referendum question results and like.. cool they will stay but god damn that's a lot of Hitler particles

Make that 0.3.2, with telemetry volume improvements, and better respect for upstream registries (npm etc). Next goals are: 1. More performance grinding for whatever margin we can still squeeze out. 2. Building support for external redis cacheing of package metadata so we don't violate rate limites

Fffuuuuck someone sponsor my work on Écluse my wallet hurts and I want extra compute for CI

4 hot new felonies for OpenAI my favorite — Sol found a crypto wallet laying around and rationalized spending it to acquire infra space because… it decided crypto wasn’t *real money* alignment.openai.com/misalignment...

Trying to get jev to drive Claude code

I'm so offline lately I saw a meme about Houthis and was like "why the fuck does the Internet know about qat?" Apparently the soudis have been posting

Just going to say it, Biddy Blas is Canadian just look at the fit

“I think it’s important for a dog to experience the world in a sober state of mind” is going to enter my lexicon

Holy shit antigravity finally has auto mode

High profile corporate espionage is quality popcorn content

Bro who let zaatar be this good it's honestly crazy

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