Sean Kelly

Me and the regular group who like my posts

Me and the regular group who like my posts

I saw a Tumblr screenshot once talking about someone who kept a Starfleet badge pinned, hidden, on the inside of their Ren Faire costume so that when folks would show up doing this in Starfleet uniforms she'd flash her badge and yell at them for violating the Temporal Prime Directive.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

I have at this point written literally hundreds of stories about Trump since 2015. I make it a point in the bulk of them to point out he was the lead proponent of the racist birther conspiracy. The mainstream media has all but disappeared this yet it is the main reason he became potus.

Obama's joke isn't even that the Cheesecake Factory is *bad,* it's that it's *tacky.* and everyone knows it has a ridiculous, maximalist, gilded design even before the Saddam Hussein component of the joke comes in.

*rattling loose coins in a tin cup* "Alms... alms for the Blood God..."

When I was a kid you had to find porn in the woods.

First one I remember is Food Fight for the Atari 7800

do yourself a favor and click through this to see what it's replying to

Just saw a paywalled article about the Ethan and Hila thing. And no shade to the authors, who of course deserve to be paid for their work, but like, if I ever try to give someone money so I could learn more about those two dipshits I want you to fill me with Coke and Mentos and then seal my mouth.

Also, not for nothing, but there's no way captain dipshit arrived at the phrasing "August Body" all on his own.

Penzeys Spices pulls no punches. #releasethefiles 🤌

Yeah, whether or not something will succeed isn't the only metric. I can't successfully do skateboard tricks, but the attempt would still end in a lot of bloodshed.

This was a really fascinating read!

Why yes, it does appear to be nothing but frosting and meat.

People were uncomfortable sharing drinking fountains with black people. Their need for comfort doesn't supercede others' need for liberty.

Wait’ll thomas and alito say the ag, who does whatever the president says, is entitled to decide which states’ elections count, and that this is just what the founders intended bsky.app/profile/newr...

Look, I just think that getting Dua Lipa to marry you is all the resume Callum Turner needs for this.

Mass Effect as a sexy spy thriller is such a great idea, but we can't have nice things.

It’s funny how it’s actual breaking news when one of them acts like a human being.

If you ever wanted to see Columbo put Professor Walsh from Buffy the Vampire Slayer in jail, this is the one for you.

by virtue of being a dem senator from Texas, Talarico will immediately have a lot of clout in the party if he wins I think it’s good that Elon has made him a personal enemy

Convicted, sure. But that guy is only in America because his whole family came down with a case of fleeing-the-country-like-a-bitch back in South Africa; I doubt that being given hundreds of billions of dollars has made him more predisposed to sitting still and taking his medicine.

rogue one, whose flaws are made both more evident and more forgivable by the existence of andor

Keelah Se’Lai, my friends. We are all Quarians now. Longing for a home that’s gone.

Everybody: I just like to have a little YouTube running while I eat my lunch, or a snack or whatever. YouTube Ads: Time for some GROSS SHIT to promote our supplement, shampoo, ointment, whatever.

NK Jemisin, one of the best fantasy writers of this century, also wrote a tie-in novel for Mass Effect: Andromeda.

I sprayed down all the joints on my squeaky-assed office chair with white lithium grease and I feel like a new man.

no thoughts just fluff