Stuart Kenny

There was a documentary about The Dave Clark Five a decade ago and it was the most psychotic self-promotion I've ever seen. It was all mostly about him. "I saved the surviving episodes of Ready Steady Go!", "I did a West End Musical with Laurence Olivier!", "I was with Freddie Mercury when he died!"

@chinnyvision.bsky.social I've got something you might want... ;)

I've started uploading my new batch of videos to TVARK, 400 videos in all, 10 a day.

@nikkijay.games I saw this picture of Cate Blanchett and I thought of you! 😊

It's official. BBC Three, BBC Scotland and Radio 4 Extra are to close. 🙄 news.stv.tv/scotland/bbc... It was inevitable with BBC Scotland, no-one watched the fucking thing, they'd even resorted to showing old STV shows, alá Sky Scottish. But BBC Three's life is like a fucking yo-yo.

When a 55 year old film rated NC-17 can do this, it shows how bad things have got for modern cinema. I just wish Ken Russell was here to see this, I know he'd be proud of this! 🥲

On BBC One, Children of Men (2006), a horrific dystopia set in a fascist Britain in 2027. On ITV... Undercover: A Year In Reform. Very on the nose scheduling or just a coincidence?

Because I clearly have no fucks left to give and I'm a known provocateur. Fuck UK injunction law! ✊ legalnewsfeed.com/2026/08/07/c...

He might not make all the right choices when it comes to parts. *COUGHWICKERMANCOUGH* But he's won my respect there.

This AI slop has just given me more grey hairs. When I become Prime Minister, I will ban ALL AI slop like this!

#my9series

Here's #My9Albums, if choosing 9 films was hard, this was nearly impossible! 😳😆

EVERYONE SET THE VIDEO IMMEDIATELY!! KEN RUSSELL'S THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM IS ON REWIND TV AT 10PM!! WITH HUGH GRANT, PETER CAPALDI AND NAKED AMANDA DONOHOE!! 😃😃😃

Here's mine, not necessarily all my favourites, but 9 films that sum me up.

@nikkijay.games Brian Blessed is 90 today. Here's clips from the episode of Have I Got News For You where he hosted it. Thankfully for all of us, it was the week Margaret Thatcher died! 😆 youtu.be/isaIhX7llVk?...

Poor @applemask.bsky.social is in hospital, he had a growth removed from inside his ear. Please send him your best wishes. youtu.be/Gw6qvVHuOpc?...

I thought there were restrictions on AI being used in adverts. 🤔

"Harry was right all along."

Ken Russell's Lisztomania (1975)

Just saw this picture of Andy Burnham on my browser. I refuse to believe the placement of the play icon button wasn't deliberate... 😳

"His critics were less kind..."

My late mate Victor's masterpiece, all done on a farm on a remote fell near Millom, Cumbria.

Avengers: Doomsday is the darkest film ever made.

The great @lindsayellis.bsky.social did a video last year regarding Ms. Rachel. It makes for emotional viewing. youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

Esther Rantzen has snuffed it. I'll leave the last word to Victor Lewis-Smith. youtu.be/SyjgR1iLXn0?...

I get the feeling a lot of people are very cross at me. 😕

Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦

The Cat In The Hat

Some sad news for anyone from the Scottish Television region. Tony Currie has died. 😞 tvark.org/stv-closedow...

OH HO HO! OH YES! I'VE GOT MY TICKETS FOR KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS AT PENRITH ALHAMBRA IN NOVEMBER! 😃🥳😈

Reasons for David Walliams to be cancelled #75

For fucks sake, they're using AI Slop on birthday cards now! 😡😡😡

You get the feeling David Ellison doesn't believe in #MeToo and #TimesUp, he might as well get Trump to pardon Harvey Weinstein and have done with it.

OH HO HO! 😃 KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS MAKES THE COVER OF SIGHT AND SOUND! 😃

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! 😃 It's a pity Victor Lewis-Smith isn't with us, his company could have had a stab at it, he had a farm near Millom that's seen plenty of Dalek action!

BREAKING: The Grumbleweeds will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Got 70 Up on. This must be one of the last shows from the 1960s, along with Coronation Street, that's still on ITV. It's coming to an end, but that's OK. 70 is a good number to end things on, plus we've lost longtime director Michael Apted too, but his presence in the archive footage is still felt.

This is what happens when racist political opportunists put ideas into thick knuckledraggers who can't think for themselves. 🙄

Piddington is the kind of place where the newsagents only stock the Daily Mail and the People's Friend, they would never allow a Costa's to darken their doorsteps, they all go to church every Sunday, they have knobbly wooden car seat covers and their local village shop is outrageously expensive.

I found this, the infamous Top Ground Gear Force special where Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May did up rower Sir Steve Redgrave's garden. What could possibly go wrong!? 😃 youtu.be/Lu75AfkSkPg?...

Wonder Park, the one that went without a director's credit because the original director was fired for "inappropriate and unwanted conduct." It says a lot when no-one else wanted the directors credit.

YEAH!! BRING BACK THE ITV REGIONS!! ✊✊✊ Oh, and let Border have Barrow-in-Furness. Granada clearly doesn't give a fuck about them.

I'm not going to listen to an advert where children order me what to do! Children are a hindrance, a burden and an embarrassment to most parents. When I become Prime Minister, I'll ban ALL children from public places and lock them up until they're 25!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOOD MORNING BRITAIN DOING GIVING TIME OF DAY TO AI!? 😡😡😡

Things I was frightened of as a child: The Ghost Train episode of Thomas the Tank Engine Public Information Films Swimming Pool Drains James Bond nearly getting cremated in Diamonds Are Forever My Grandad's Dog

In memory of Jeremy Thomas, I want to share what for me is his best production. Terry Gilliam's Tideland (2005), a dark horror film disguised as a fantasy film. It's a slow-burner, but it pays off. The stupid critics at the time completely missed the point of this film, I was in tears at the end.

Oh bloody hell! This is sad news. Jeremy Thomas, legendary Oscar winning British director of The Last Emperor, Bad Timing, Naked Lunch, Crash, Sexy Beast, Tideland, Eureka, The Dreamers, Fast Food Nation and The Man Who Killed Don Quixote has died. 😞 www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...

YAY!! I'M GOING TO SEE THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS ON NOVEMBER 1ST AT THE PENRITH ALHAMBRA!! 😃🥳😈 BRING ON THE NAKED, MASTURBATING NUNS!! 🥳

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