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Could scream about this - methane is about 86 times more potent a greenhouse gas than CO2 over a 20-yr period, so this is quite literally 86 times worse than emitting the same volume of CO2. The only silver lining is the fact that its atmospheric lifespan is around 12 years.

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

> be me > travel to India for work, wear formal shoes, get blister > blister gets infected > concerned about sepsis, decide best strategy is to cut open blister, scrape out pus & disinfect > go overboard & end up with bloody mess > pour neat iodine solution on mess > almost pass out from pain

There is no hell fiery enough for these monsters

So glad that I am a financial genius and hold my entire net worth in Meta shares because AI make stonk go UP (ad infinitum, ofc)

Relieved would be an understatement

I really need the next person (*cough* right-wing politician *cough*) who whines about 'the war on motorists' to explain why exactly they think the convenience of car owners is more important than the health of those required to breathe London air (even assuming there were no other benefits)

The megatonne penny that has been dangling suspended over the US for the past 2 years, blocking out so much of the sun's light that plants have withered from starvation, finally starts threatening to fall

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Well this is very reassuring and definitely doesn't raise any questions at all

I wrote about this on my pyramid tomb wall in 4801 BCE but Reviewer 2 was so insufferable it never got published in the papyrus journal I submitted it to.

K but what about the duties my responsibilities have to me. Have we considered that angle

youtu.be/6_kCpzMJ1Wo?... Catharsis in musical form God I love My Chemical Romance

Cannot believe that my past self finished my hand cream and failed to replace it. What a selfish, inconsiderate arsehole. Why would she do this to me.

What does Kemi Badenoch think the level of immigration should be? Is everybody in the media & politics going to act surprised when the year to June 2026 statistic (on Nov 26th) falls below net 100k for first time this century Best estimate of net migration *now* (4th Q 2026) is zero, or negative

Ngl I will find it quite funny if we get a rerun of gamers vs crypto miners only with data centers vs PS6 customers this time round

Weird, I could have sworn the Onion used to do satire? Anyhoo, guess we can be relieved that he's taking a break from actively undermining public health

An excellent chart. That interest bill😶

Pour votre considération: une demi-Scaramouche un Scaramucçon une Scaramouchette

Not a film (thank fuck, please let this never come to pass), but Thus Spake Zarathustra for tax purposes is a good one imho

Torn between wanting this to be as widely publicised as possible and ".... yes, and this is news how exactly?"

The Tell-tale Heart but it's my apple watch announcing loudly that I'm going into cardiac arrest as I attempt to convey breezy self-assurance in my annual performance review

Congratulations to our Wildlife Photographer of the Year winners! 🎉📸 🐘 Federico Veronesi is our Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2026, awarded for his mesmerising image, ‘The Aftermath’. 🪲 Oscar Whitfield’s ‘Labour of Love’ crowns him our Young Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2026.

Pretty grim, but a worthwhile reminder of the importance of hedgerows in supporting so much biodiversity

Imagine being so incredibly pathetic that you trot out both "no homo" and "kinda gay" (*snotty juvenile sniggering*) in the same breath

The c and v keys are dangerously close together when trying to spell the name Percy in a rush, and the same goes for j and h for Joe. HR teams should really take this into consideration.