Blouse

Just tightened my posture corrector. My shoulders are being forced to submit.

Meanest thing a British guy can call you

Every time I see Mo, I picture him as a Prince tribute act. He’d look just like him. #GBBO

Agreed.

obviously i have no problem with an age gap except when the older one in the relationship openly admits his relief that the younger one is too inexperienced to realize she’s too good for him

This man has the look of someone who wants to sell a town a railroad

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Tremendous

I don’t remember the referendum options being Leave or Remain NO RETURNS.

The FRENCH don’t play when it comes to a REVOLUTION

Absolutely hands-down the best thing that happened to me in my 14 varicoloured years on Twitter.

It’s always worth adding something to you watchlist on eBay if you’re browsing. I just had a very low offer sent to me, and I had a £5 voucher added. Mat’s birthday present was half price 👍

It's easy to laugh at Liz Truss

About 20 years ago, my lovely late stepfather would empty his bowl of coppers (1p and 2p coins) and make 20p stacks on the stairs next to the front door. The trick or treaters always looked a bit surprised* *gutted

Your monthly reminder that if you're using ChatGPT to do your science, you're failing your colleagues, community, and all of us. Here, ChatGPT makes up data and presents it as the real thing — then apologizes when confronted.

I’ve been to see the Ghosts film. I bloody loved it.

Neal Lawson: "I couldn't live on the meagre benefits people are getting. To suggest that we have to cut those.. actually that's where the engine of growth is, that's the people who spend.. how do you get people out spending.. not by cutting benefits of people at the bottom"

Hmmm, Blossoms. It’s a bit like watching Rodney Trotter at a 70s karaoke party.

This is excellent!

There’s a new series of Last One Laughing for Halloween. Episode 3 has a guest appearance from one of the greatest comedy characters of all time who should have their own series.

Aussie Beekeepers are a whole other thing… SOUND UP😂

Don't forget the clonks go bonk this weekend

Where is the portal to hell that allowed all these monsters to escape and who can we send to close it? *ACTIVATE POPE LEO*

Ondřej Surý fixed PHP. Open source is completely wild.

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Are there any hackers who use circumstances like this to delete all mortgage / loan details for everyone?

Wednesday wisdom: only when a man shaves off his beard will he remember why he grew one in the first place

“And when you turn the left tap?” “Kittens.” “I’ll take it.”