Fucking Bitch from Minnesota

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Ava Jendersee, a nursing student at St. Thomas told someone to “go back to their own country” yesterday and I personally don’t want to EVER receive care from a nurse like that. People like Ava should NEVER be allowed to become healthcare providers!!!

There it is

Perhaps this will be the final straw that changes votes to blue

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

It’s always sad to say goodbye to baseball season. There’s nothing finer than 162, starting when the world is blooming and winding down as that chill sets in. Winter is coming and I’ll make the best of it, but I’m already looking forward to spring ⚾️

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The cervical punch biopsy and colposcopy was easily the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life.

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

I object to the expectation that we must labor at all this week

HAARETZ is newly reporting Netanyahu was warned about an attack before 10/7 and didn’t tell 🇮🇱 security chiefs. Will American media even mention this? The new report: www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Amen!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple cups of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of scones, you will have accomplished more than enough.

If Nancy Pelosi had repeatedly told reporters she had no idea what was going on around her, the coverage would have been unsparing and vicious.

I’ll say it again, you’d have to be one pathetic immoral evil scum of the earth to not only keep trying to put your name on someone’s memorial but also threaten to destroy it if you don’t get your way. That isn’t strength, that’s weakness.

Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.

here's Friday's post: "welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one" — guess who it is. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

This Universe blows. If 80 year olds are being targeted-I have a suggestion

Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.

It's really, really hard to remain civil these days is all I have to say.

If You Don’t Realize, That THIS Is Their Ultimate Goal, You Have Been Watching Too Much Fox.

This is pretty much what you would expect someone who views sailors and soldiers as suckers and losers to say.

As someone so aptly wrote: “One is a soulless, foreign-made device, sold by one shady businessman to another. The other is a robot.”

“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn

all the shitposting in the world won't change the fact that Trump lost his war of choice in Iran resoundingly and drastically diminished the US military in the process

Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt.

To Michigan voters, Jewish or not, tempted to vote for Mike Rogers because you are turned off by al-Sayed, remember that a vote for Rogers is a vote for Trump. For judges like Aileen Cannon, Alito. For iCE sadism. For Blanche, RFK. Jr. For rank corruption. For voter suppression

“Then we said we would release all the Epstein files”

I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.

Literally this. They’re acting like people didn’t die. Like we all didn’t live through it and see it with our own eyes, and Trump wasn’t President at the time. It’s wild to watch.

See you in court, creep.

I made this handy chart for the people who keep blaming others for the current state of things.

We sent firefighting planes to drop water on burning homes in Los Angeles, and never sent the US a bill for it. Trump just announced he's charging us for the wind and accused us of "willful negligence" over wildfire smoke. Get fucked you fat orange pedophile. Sincerely, Canada.

lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism

Crockett: "Welcome to the Republicans' white pride rally disguised as a congressional hearing"

Today I was able to see UPS trucks mating in the wild.