Swigg Lebowski

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: Mars Attacks Between My Legs

I will never understand the idea of Trunk or Treat. You’re so scared of your actual neighbors in your own neighborhood that you train your kids to go to random parking lots and take candy from stranger’s trunks. Sounds like a pedo psy op to me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the “job creators” hard at work

If someone walked by you and your friends and made a rude comment, you’d tell them to kick rocks and roll your eyes at their poor social skills. If they do that online you chase them down to explain why they’re wrong and engage in a long conversation. Block them instead. Save your energy.

One of my all time favorite parts of any Star Trek movie is Chekov searching for Nuclear Wessels in Star Trek IV. Rest peacefully, sir. And thank you

100% agree

Eddie Kingston is part of what helped me come to the realization that I needed to address my own issues. If Eddie can man up and deal, so can I. I’m ride or die for Eddie Kingston

If still debating whether Donald Trump or Elon Musk willfully crippled Ukraine's missile defense, helping to slay innocent civilians, you are a rube. If the U.S. President had no role, then an oligarch governs national security. If not, the U.S. President serves Russia. Both answers are mortifying.

Thanks to Marsha Blackburn and her political ads, I’ve now had to explain child rape to my children. Vote them all out, people

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans rights are human rights. Trans humans are safe with me 🏳️‍⚧️

Thats some AI looking video to tell me Zelensky took out data centers. Whats the game?

Absolutely 👇 This.......

I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.

Also: many of those same pundits think they are "data-driven" because they survey voters and conduct focus groups. That's so damn quaint. Trump's wealthiest allies purchased all the largest social media platforms+all the largest mainstream media outlets. Focus groups CANNOT measure those effects.

Shout Factory has a sale on horror titles, and I really wish I had more money and the space to store the extra Blu rays

Econ 101

I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...

Remember back when Clippy was a thing, and we were all pissed off about Clippy interrupting us while we were trying to do a simple job? Imagine being told at the time that one day, every website and app would have its own version of that, and that none of them would know what they were doing.

Just a quick reminder that there are more Cornell frat boys accused of gang raping a young woman than there are trans women competing in the NCAA.

THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE INSURANCE AFFORDABLE AND PROFITABLE YOU DOLTS.

#ToPonder It’s impossible to fear diversity and to enter the future at the same time. (Gene Roddenberry)

It’s amazing how the media cooperates to make some issues salient and completely ignores others. We went from North Carolina being protested against for an anti-trans bathroom bill in 2016 to now every politician being asked their position on a dozen or so athletes in ALL of K-16.

Awwww! 🥰 Doggo is pro wrestler! #WrestleSky

(Takes '500 Miles' off the dance playlist) (And yes, I've put it into DJ sets before, it works) (But, you know, fuck transphobia and all that)

After listening to this crappy Country station my kids Doctors office is playing, I’m convinced Country radio is just as poisonous as Fox News. It just does it with a slide guitar

At least when Democrats “buy your vote” they do it with ongoing things like socialized healthcare and the social safety net. This bum just wants to pay you once.

There's never been a better time to remember the golden rule: Trump doesn't lie to be believed. He lies to be repeated. If you're repeating anything Trump says, even to debunk it, you're helping him.

it is Labor Day, and you know what that means