Tara Ariano

Tara Ariano

@taraariano.com

I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. | tara@taraariano.com

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I feel this with every cell in my body. I left a good setup for Cracked and in the two and a half years before they laid me off all the outlets I could reliably write reviews or interviews for just…stopped doing those

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i'll tell ya one thing i miss is FREELANCE ASSIGNMENTS. i have never been a good pitch-er but i can pretty much write whatever someone tells me to and i used to have a stable of editors who liked hurling ideas at me and seeing what i came up with. the salad days of $300 assignments from MEL lol

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New for Club members: Let's Watch Jensen Ackles, Hal Ozsan, AND Chad Everett in #Supernatural! Ozsan plays a witchy con man with whom Dean gambles decades of his life -- hear how it goes by joining the Club for as low as $4/month (if you go annual; $5/month otherwise)! againwiththispodcast...

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It's #EEHG 435, exclusively for Club members! Hulu's #Phony, a vintage #Letterman Halloween costume parade, Ask EHG, Listener Game Time, and more! Join for as low as $4/month (if you go annual; $5/month otherwise) to hear it all! extrahotgreat.com/club/

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TWO WEEKS early for Listen To Sassy Club members: the December 1991 Fashion Etc. Episode! Dresses! Self-administered haircuts! Jane talking shit about last year's Reader-Produced Issue editor! MORE! Join for as low as $5/month to hear it all RIGHT NOW! listentosassy.com/club/

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Finally on the free feed: the December 1991 Pop Culture episode! Nitzer Ebb! Complaining about exorbitantly priced $25 concert tickets! A Henry Rollins profile! MORE! Listen! Rate! Review! Tell all your neighbors while they're out raking leaves! #Sassy listentosassy.com/ep...

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Create an unwarranted level of concern by telling your family "pray for me" every time you leave the house.

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Four days early for Listen To Sassy Club members: the December 1991 Pop Culture episode! A Fluevog shoe contest! Ones To Watch that broke up moments after the issue came out! Henry Rollins! MORE! Join for as low as $5/month to hear it RIGHT NOW! #Sassy listentosassy.com/club/

#911Nashville added a new detective; Ryan Philippe is playing him with Sylvester Stallone’s voice and accent, and his character is named ROGUE KELLY

“So how does a hot shot like you leave the Big Apple at the height of his career?” - actual #911Nashville dialogue

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New for Club members: Let's HEAR Harry Shearer In The S05 Treehouse Of Horror episode of #TheSimpsons! #DawsonsCreek's own Principal Peskin voices a vampiric Mr. Burns among MANY other characters; join for as low as $4/month (if you go annual; $5/month otherwise) to hear it! againwiththispodcast...

Honestly both the boys have let themselves down with these paint jobs #TaskmasterNZ

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If Jeremy is NOT currently getting divorced, he should tell his hair #TaskmasterNZ

"Jordan told me Dr. Cox wasn't following my discharge instructions, so I had to come up with an unorthodox approach."

The episode of #TheGildedAge when Ada's butler congratulated her on her engagement to be married. You congratulate the groom, NEVER the bride (you wish her joy)

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It was "Aunty Donna's Coffee Café." You all failed me

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Hey, can you help Past Me, who thought she was saving time but just confused Present Me? What's a TV show I might have abbreviated as "ADCC"??? It looks like I was watching the pilot around late August 2025

#Verity spoiler * * * * * The reason it works is that we all believe Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson could be cold-blooded murderers (and to be clear this is not an insult) * * * * * *

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It's AWAWT 306, exclusively for Club members! We kick off our Halloween miniseries with Lindsay Price as one of the witches of 2009's #Eastwick, alongside Rebecca Romijn, Paul Gross, and a baby Jon Bernthal. Join for as low as $4/month (if you go annual), $5/month otherwise! againwiththispodcast...

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It's #EEHG 433, exclusively for Club members! Mike Flanagan's #Carrie, a #ColinFromAccounts pitch for the Tiny Funeral Canon, new Listener Game Time, and more! Join for as low as $4/month (if you go annual; $5/month otherwise) to hear it all! extrahotgreat.com/club/

Outside the context of doing tasks, if I had to spend an afternoon at that steam museum I would kill myself #Taskmaster

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When it comes to prize tasks I’ve had just about enough of Nina Conti’s shit #Taskmaster