Tay

*slaps roof of Tay* this baby can fit so much love inside her

Uh oh: Everything this woman is remotely good at is becoming more undervalued by the day

anyone know any senior/lead/staff engineer roles going that will allow me to work remote with a 4 day work week and won't force me to be a slop jockey?

how can you not be romantic about everything

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

link and zelda are a t4t couple

my haircut has made me so much more powerful

she poly on my amor til I yyyyyy

I am museum of everything I've every loved

just checking, how are those bread and circuses coming alo-

"sucks your dick about it" is a good response to most things

another one. rough day.

anyway shout out lesbians shout out gay fucken women

If you're based in Queensland please sign this petition to end women (or anyone capable of bearing a child) being shackled while in hospital giving birth www.parliament.qld.gov.au/Work-of-the-...

see the problem with repeatedly using "my favourite puppygirl" to describe one of my darlings is that my second favourite puppygirl is also delightful and wonderful so "my second favourite puppygirl" feels almost unfair to her as a descriptor

this AGM started at 6pm and we finished the election process at 9:56pm, I regret volunteering to be returning officer 😌

banks love to tell you they're not like other banks, they're ✨ethical✨, which means when they refuse you an account for being a trans sex worker they say "sorry" and email you a letter with a link to their online complaint form

transgender sex

Cis people would rather get in the robot than go to therapy

It would be really hot if I were to become evil but I don't think I have it in me

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

software :)

my paypal is @ svdavies96 www.paypal.me/svdavies96 / beem is @ mosshroom / direct to bank details in screenshot below ⬇️ i’d v much appreciate any shares as well if you can’t comfortably afford to support me 💚

get in losers we're going monsterfucking

only getting an hour and a half of boyfriend time at once is an absolute delight but just leaves me seriously craving more

i don't know who needs to hear this right now but your friends really do love you and they actually wish they could hang out with u more because you're really lovely to be around

hi btw @bsky.app your "Mutuals" feed is completely broken and showing 0 posts for me, and historically has dropped posts from mutuals regularly without clear reason

all of life can be a vice to you if you put your heart into it 😌