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BREAKING: MIAMI (AP) - Federal judge orders Trump to sit for a deposition in his defamation lawsuit against the BBC by Dec. 11.

Man, those wockaflockas went from "Release the Epstein files" to beatin' up whoever says "Release the Epstein files" reeeeeal fast.

Fuck no.

MITCHELL!

Bill Maher is the epitome of Old Man Yells At Cloud except in his case there would be an applause sign in front of the cloud and ringer clouds from his staff to laugh at every one of his yells.

So, England puts rapists like Andrew Tate and his brother in jail? Seems like a better system than America, where we just put them on podcasts.

250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.

“It happens all the time but I can’t prove it.”

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

Don’t mean to be an alarmist, but lately Trump has been showing signs of being exactly the person he’s always been.

Chip Roy: "President Trump is the first president certainly in my lifetime to look decades and hundreds of years down the road about how we structure the United States for geopolitical dominance going forward"

Here's what they're saying on Russian Television:

Oh, come on, I did say Louis C. K. is so prolific he comes up with a new hour of jizz every year, but why would I want to repeat that?

Double your liquor orders and dance mixes for the joyful celebratory day when this asshole dies.

“You’ll never make Mother of the Year, lady!” Let this be a warning. If you toss your baby into a garbage can, Sgt. Joe Friday is going to roast battle your ass like a motherfucker.

Anyone on here yelling at me about Tourette’s. Fuck you fuck face cunt face fucking tear sucking nigger Jew face piece of shit!!!!!

Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files!" to "You tell 'em, Pam!" in 24 hours and whatnot.

Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.

Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/

Temu Himmler

More like PICK a reason and whatnot!

Curious minds want to know: Is Crenshaw going to give up his taxpayer funded healthcare in return for a "voucher"?

grandpa really might be cooked on the economy. if this is the best he's got it's gonna be a brutal midterm for Republicans

The big difference between Trump's first term and second is that he didn't burn down a strong economy with tariffs last time around. It's a lot easier for voters to overlook his bigoted nonsense and authoritarian bluster when they feel good about material conditions.

Alright I'll give him some credit for this one

Watching Sunday Night Football on NBC. Mike Tirico did a PSA about Jewish Hate. 5 minutes later there was a commercial about the same thing. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Why not show actual footage of Bibi bombing innocent people in Gaza?

My coffee was delicious this morning, and Charlie Kirk is taking a dirt nap.

I am sure RFKjr has a cure, probably ivermectin 😂

It was exactly 6 months ago that this administration issued blanket pardons to everyone involved in the January 6 insurrection.

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Remember, if something awful happens in a red state it’s disgusting to question political leaders and their responsibility. But if something awful happens in a blue state well, it’s only natural to blame it all on the libs or the one (1) trans person who was employed by the city for a few years.

Whoops!

When Muhammad Ali knocked down Sonny Liston on May 25, 1965, a 22-year-old photographer named Neil Leifer was ringside. Decades later, the image he captured still has our attention. Leifer spoke about how it took on a life of its own.

Tesla followed me? Are you fucking serious? BLOCK.

BREAKING: President Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer "with metastasis to the bone." "[T]he cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management. The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians."

Brilliantly executed.