Nhatty

Yall want us to pay back our student loans that we used to get an education and now pay more in taxes than we took out. But not a peep about all the money this man takes out for shit like this and destroying DC property.

Color me shocked! 😲 /S

every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world

Y'all are surprised.... Why?

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved

The US public debt only matters when it's a Dem POTUS, apparently. Dems are so stupid to not point this out and hammer it over and over like the Repugs do on Fox.

Totally normal, you guys! /s

My man looks like Mel Gibson headbutted a wasps' nest

Has this ugly Nosferatu MFer ever looked in a mirror?

I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.

I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.

Reggaeton nhatty is ready for the Belgian heat wave 🫠🌞

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

Folarin Balogun, born in New York to Nigerian parents. People like JD Vance would say he's not *really* American when, in fact, he's the epitome of American. 🇺🇸

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

I've never seen the USMNT dominate like this. Even against Trinidad and Tobago.

No shit, not everybody can mortgage their house to buy tickets. Thanks, FIFA, you greedy MFers.

WTAF? That's just cruel and evil, which is the point for these MFers

In tonight's episode of Nhatty's Kitchen, we have salmon filet with a paprika cayenne panko breading, served with our creamy garlic mashed potatoes topped with toasted Thai chilis, along with some Vietnamese quiche and a fresh salad. 😋

This is the cutest crab. Magneto/Juggernaut crab 😂

I knew a guy who used to go to Knicks games in the upper deck for like eight bucks in the darkest days of the franchise and do whippits until he passed out and one time he came to and it was like 3 am and MSG was totally empty I hope he’s having an AMAZING night

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

Oh well, as a New Yorker (NYU! NYU! NYU!) I'm really happy for my City and homies. Good series, #Spurs. Y'all are young and you'll get here again with Wemby getting better and tall have found your starter in Harper. Keep Fox TF away from crunch time dude sucks! Keldon Johnson sucks too

All they had to do was run the shot clock down every possession, settle for 2s, slow the game down, and they win easily 😂. Just throwing up 3 after 3 weeks w 19s on clock. Coaching malpractice by #MitchJohnson, dumbass play by "vet" #Fox (I blame the SAC in him), just a disaster overall 😬. #Spurs

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you. Thanks to the @nba.com, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of LinkNYC screens across our city. LGK.

Spurs shit their pants so hard their socks flew off

This is CRAZY. Not sure how Mitch Johnson wasn't SCREAMING at the Spurs to STOP TAKING EFFING 3s?!?! Use all the shot clock, slow the damn game down, get into the paint. WTAF. If they lose this series over. They'll never get over this choke.

THIS. They've been chasing that high for all of this half.

Didn't realize the fucking Ziofascist Haim Sisters had so many goddamn defenders on this stupid app. "Wahhh please don't single them out wahhh" Oh STFU. Eff ALL THE ZIONIST KNICKS FANS, I hope they lose bigly!! #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Clowning Dolan is heaven Spurs in seven

trump went from “biden is to blame for inflation” to “i dont care about inflation” to “i love the inflation” in like a month lol

The Pope

This is gonna get a lot of play, forever

The dog would probably shoot better than the Knicks rn

Oh I don't feel bad rooting against Mitchell Robinson now.

BLEHHHHH with the Zionists #HaimSisters? GTFOH Swift. Fucking disgusting #FREEPALESTINE

LMAO I was trying to think of what he reminds of, this is brilliant. Also, HOW TF was he 6th of the Year? Dude SUCKKKKSSS

The Spurs’ strategy of hitting every three seems wise, they should keep doing that

Whitmer is double cooked now.

It's really classy they're letting Avery Wilson sing the National Anthem again cuz last time he caught stray boos from Snoozolini. Unless that was always the plan? He gets to sing all the games at MSG? #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs

For once, "my eyes are down here, buddy" works 😂😂

not the only reason but a reason why we are where we are today tbh

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”

YASSSSSS thank you NYC for booing that 🍊 MFer

They heard someone who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building