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Follow my liberal women's book club on Instagram and tell us what you thought of what we've read the last 3 years! North DFW represent!

Just texted my husband bad news, because I'm me: I'm getting a second job to pay down our debts and see if our marriage can be saved by the time our lease ends in June

Some days I think I've been put on this earth for people to treat me badly and get away with it

I just gave myself my allergy shots at home for the first time. I'm pretty amazing.

This man did not raise you. Put some respect on Uncle Owen. He’s not the step-dad, he’s the dad who stepped up!

Yes! Because I had an allergy test and documented many, many allergies, I'm able to get my prescription antiperspirant covered by insurance instead of paying out of pocket! It's only $30/month, but that's back in my pocket!

My Whoop said that I had a high stress day, but I think it's more like my resting heart rate is high. We were incredibly busy today at work but nothing to make me cry lol

I have called out so many antisemitic remarks on Facebook that its targeted advertising thinks I'm Jewish lol no, I just hate bigots

Had a date last night. I really enjoyed it. Tonight I'm gonna try a fig.

I have sensory issues with photo-heavy sites and social media. Ever since Instagram got popular (so for over a decade LMAO), it's too busy for me. I have a processing disorder/slow processing speed, and it just overwhelms me.

Over 20 years ago, @sarken.bsky.social saw a high school classmate at the store, and they pointed out that she had missed a spot shaving her legs. I have never stopped disliking that other girl.

Oh no, a man on the internet said my jokes aren’t very ladylike. That hit me right in the idgaf

Talking with a Threads friend about how much I miss my Twitter friends who almost all went to Bluesky. Plus how great the Threads algo is

Piers Morgan, "Is that the Bible you took to court?" Russell Brand, "The very one" Piers Morgan, "What were the relevant passages in your Bible?" Russell Brand, "Umm, it was this from Isaiah" "I can't actually find the verse that I had that day" "But this one is good enough"

How what when did my tiny nugget become a large strong man??!

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

Marebear had a dance at her elementary school tonight, and I took her and a friend. I must have been in an awful mood last time, because I remember it being absolutely miserable for me and my sensory issues. This time was okay bc I went in with my ears shut off mentally

Me to a friend explaining how I'm a psychopath: Bad shit happens. Sometimes it's your fault, and sometimes it's not. But even if it's your fault, you can't take all the blame by yourself or you'll be crushed like a penny on train tracks

Watching Maury like it's 2003, and I'm not even mad

Time to boldly go

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An American from Utah killed her husband.

It’s just a fucking machine. I can use a sewing machine to do a job faster than I could by hand. Big deal.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog🤎 #art

And yet I feel like we're so close to losing SS & Medicare. The things that kept our parents and grandparents safe don't feel like they're here for us.

Mark my words. We're going to hear, "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

I burned the roof of my mouth on lunch (spaghetti-os), and it's making dinner much less pleasant (pan fried chicken breast, salad, sauteed asparagus, and baked sweet potato).

oooh big stretch

My 11yo was asking what the difference was between brown sugar and white, and I reminded her of when she ate oatmeal every morning. "And I put brown sugar on top of your oatmeal. Did you like it?" A very enthusiastic, big-eyed nod came through