Uncle Ert

Uncle Ert

@terradamnata.bsky.social

Great Lakes enjoyer | He/They Yeah I didn’t read the article Get busy chilling or get dying 2,000+ time food poisoning survivor

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Scrambling operations is the new slang for breaking ankles on the court

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

Barely knew anything about H3H3 until last week. Like how many people are needed on camera to make a podcast? It’s like the size of ska band or Slipknot

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ARE YOU A NEPHEW? If you or a suspected loved one may be at risk of nephew behavior, HELP IS AVAILABLE. Call 1-800-NEPHEWS today to be put in touch with support staff that will help you find your own nephew and get you back on your feet. Call Nephews Anonymous today for a free personal consultation.

i am constantly thinking about @juliagiantrat.bsky.social's "nephew principle" in that it's crucial to have a metaphorical nephew in your life who is fucking up their entire life in unfathomable ways so that no matter what you can always go Wow, At Least I'm Not Doing That. I'm Doing Okay In Life.

RXKNephew type lyrics

ARE YOU A NEPHEW? If you or a suspected loved one may be at risk of nephew behavior, HELP IS AVAILABLE. Call 1-800-NEPHEWS today to be put in touch with support staff that will help you find your own nephew and get you back on your feet. Call Nephews Anonymous today for a free personal consultation.

I understand why the Godfather is highly acclaimed, looked and sounded amazing, compelling story however I am a massive rube with a short attention span now. Great movie, never want to watch it again. Gasped when I saw part two was longer but will probably finish the trilogy.

Uncle Ert@terradamnata.bsky.social

Watching the racial stereotype trilogy: The Godfather Scarface My Big Fat Greek Wedding

34 years 34 albums. Don’t judge me for my tastes in the past, list in no real order. I’ve also been a big fan of standup comedy but would’ve made narrowing it down more difficult. My birthday was at the end of August but a series of tragic life events happened and I forgot to post sooner.

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Some People Have Real Problems-Sia When Fish Ride Bicycles- The Cool Kids Atrocity Exhibition- Danny Brown Christmas Island- AJJ Palookaville- Serengeti Good Kid Maad City- Kendrick Lamar Waking the Fallen- Avenged Sevenfold Sit Down, Man- Das Racist From Under the Cork Tree- Fall Out Boy

American Idiot- Green Day The Mouse and the Mask- DOOM Hybrid Theory- Linkin Park Age Like Astronauts- Pigeon Hole Room on Fire- The Strokes The Curse- Atreyu Me Doing Standup- Norm MacDonald

34 years 34 albums. Don’t judge me for my tastes in the past, list in no real order. I’ve also been a big fan of standup comedy but would’ve made narrowing it down more difficult. My birthday was at the end of August but a series of tragic life events happened and I forgot to post sooner.

No One Was Driving The Car- La Dispute Wildlife- La Dispute Emotion- Carly Rae Jepsen I Love You, Honeybear- Father John Misty Patent Pending- Heavens Cilvia Demo- Isaiah Rashad The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess-Chappelle Roan Emails I Can’t Send-Sabrina carpenter Dark Comedy-Open Mike Eagle

The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me- Brand New The Night the Sun Came Up- Dev The Walking Wounded- Bayside Self Titled- Alkaline Trio Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge- My Chemical Romance Summertime 06- Vince Staples Acid Rap- Chance The Rapper The Impossible Kid- Aesop Rock AM- Arctic Monkeys

Despite this post sounding whiny I am grateful for every all my human and bot followers. You put up with my dumb jokes and off-putting life updates which I can’t thank you enough for.

Damn, looks too wide to fit in a jar

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So fucked up to die this way and such freak shit to cook up these policies. Sad to have to wait that long for a single occupancy room when my US-centric cis man experience is single person room has been the norm at my two hospitals.

Sophie Molly@sophiemolly.co.uk

She was murdered by transphobia 😥😥😥

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So far cancer screens have been clear, huge because I’ve been worried about reoccurrence for a few weeks. that good news it’s almost always combined with “you’ve got something going on with your asshole though”

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So far cancer screens have been clear, huge because I’ve been worried about reoccurrence for a few weeks. that good news it’s almost always combined with “you’ve got something going on with your asshole though”

I’ve been here since Tuesday for infection symptoms, a concern post stem cell transplant, and every day I’ve had at least one reading above 100. I can’t feel it and I’m mostly ok. doing wayyy worse when admitted.

Older generations have lived too long they’ve forgotten the adage “the only thing guaranteed is life is death and taxes”