Jeremy 🇨🇦

Stop treating immigrants as things

Man I've had to explain to too many people that I don't respect these requests because they charged me a cleaning fee. I'm glad AirBnB is changing this, because shit like "pull all sheets off the bed" is deranged.

Dunking on Ben Franklin with a "deez nuts" in the afterlife, high-five-ing the next guy in line who has to answer

i beg to differ

If the next incoming dem president wants to appoint me as head of DOT, my first move will be to revoke the license for people who do this and give them a replacement bus pass for their city of choice.

💯. Drivers, you have not been deputized to use deadly force to enforce your personal interpretation of the vehicle code.

Sounds like we're having quite the bad week here on the Internet

Maybe he saw a giraffe?

"stuck behind a cyclist at 1 mph for miles" translation: "stuck behind a cyclist for 200 meters doing 20 in a 25 right before you both have to stop for a stop sign anyway"

I mean, this is only _one_ of the reasons Alan Wake 2 is incredible. And the DLC was way ahead of the curve on LLM criticism, this was from a couple years ago!

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44,000 deaths per year from vehicular violence in the United States is just a TikTok joke to these establishment fucks.

If you ever see a sentence like "Five decisions stay with people" on my blog, that would be a duress signal. I've probably been kidnapped -- come save me

When I report an ADA issue, the city now asks if I'm disabled and for my PII. How is this not a breach of confidentiality? And what does it matter? In this case a sidewalk was closed with no detour for wheelchair users. Wheelchair users are forced into the street, what does it matter who I am?

One of my friends just started getting around by bike more lately and told my wife "I see why you hate cars so much now." People just don't get it till they've experienced it.

Alternatively you can think it's lame because you don't want to "share the road" with the kind of person who would drive this in your city

And that's why I drink brawno, it's got what plants crave, and makes me better equipped to take on the propaganda of big water

This thread is really interesting in that it shows the pathology of trying to regulate form relative to function. I'm sure some urbanist on here has also done this for SUVs/pickups skirting around CAFE laws a la "this is a light truck" and you get the new 9ton hummer EV

What in the actual fuck, Fedex

why does bart, the largest bay area transit operator, not simply eat the others?

Boo Boo, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

If Sophia passes Peter four times as they both commute to work, how many times has Peter passed Sophia?

What's more wild is later on he mentions that people won't ship something "unsafe," but points to car companies as an example of an industry that doesn't ship unsafe things? What the fuck? Do you know how many people die from cars every year Jensen?

Bromptons rock

Blucifer might be able to read bluesky, you gotta watch what you say

This is like that mega-thread of bad-bike racks but for the shitty chairs you find in places you'd like to frequent but can't because they make you ache after the age of 22 It's not hostile architecture but it's like, lower-spine antagonistic architecture

Speeding doesn't actually save you meaningful time. All it really accomplishes is aggressively increasing the chances that you kill yourself or someone else outside your vehicle. It's a mathematically flawed, entirely selfish risk.

My hard-earned advice is block and move on with your day and your life.

A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.

Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.

PUT ME ON THE LIST I WILL WEAR IT WITH HONOR AND PRIDE

Lets all in the cycling community pour one out for ceej here: there's still a chance he can store ten, maybe even ELEVEN, bicycles in his future.

Guy at Chick fil a: "ma'am you can't bring that in here..." EXCUSE ME this is a service Muk and he is MEDICALLY NECESSARY. Now come on baby the ignorant man doesn't understand...