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No politics, no material analysis, no personal stake in your vote, just a willingness to hand over your wallet to the nice inspector as long as he's wearing the right color tie. Embarrassing. Grow up

Swapping in Abec 9 bearings on my carpet washer.

this is why i have no patience for someone wringing their hands about ending the filibuster or expanding the court or whatever supposedly radical thing that is also absolutely necessary to rebuild a functioning a democracy

Every algorithm on every app assumes if you click on a profile, you want to see everything ever that is similar to it, even when you clicked on it to block them.

Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:

Early Phil Collins is good.

Two calls concerned that I had not yet looked for lizards. I had. Clowns.

More comforting than any poll(s).

i just assume blue cheese is healthy bc its kinda weird

You're in my comments, see yourself out

they're saying it's the most important election of our lives

I regret to inform you that democracy is on the ballot

They need to give Nathan Fielder a billion dollars and just let the little fucker rip.

At face value, of course they're incredibly stupid and wrong. But ultimately, if we're this stupid (we are), maybe digital similes will arrive?

Last day of the Wisconsin inland trout season. Found a pumpkin.

everything you need to know in life can be learned from Coach McGuirk

This is the moderate position

Been drummin up fat brookies lately. Gonna go find a slob brown on Thursday to close down the season.

Whitest Kids U'Know goes hard (2010ish)

Capitalism is killing millions of people, wrecking the economy, poisoning the planet, and putting a bunch of wet-brained sociopaths in power everywhere, but we just need the right people in charge and we can make it function "fairly" But socialism is a scary word so we shouldn't even speak it aloud

People like to blame cell phones and social media but have you noticed that things started going to hell as tote bags became more ubiquitous?

I also bought my 4runner so I can sleep in it during long remote missions.

I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances

chaos is probably misspelled

"give it up" buddy I'm literally asking them to take it away so I can't accidentally end up having to deal with it because some moron stuck it in a product that was better before it was in there

Checking back in to report more fat trout.

jorts majeure

MXC contestant: Tupac Baba-ganoush ai could never

Here's some recent fat trout for you heathens.

*taps mic* This thing still on?

Current* conditions near Port Washington, WI:

#nowspinning Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Honey, I just want you to feel fine

#nowspinning Dadawah - Peace and Love - Wadadasow (2022 RI) Without love We are nothing at all

I literally could not care less about anybody's dog. Lucky for them, I also don't really care about fireworks.