The Jimplication

Fuck Donald Trump and Go big Orange

How it feels right now

EA's closure of BioWare is transparently a vile move to shutter the studio that made by far their queerest titles. In the wake of this, I implore you: MAKE MORE QUEER ART. Make it trans. Make it horny. Make it scary. Make it loving. Make it with every inch of yourself. Flood the world with it!

Oh what happened, Billy Yank? You were all about that talk until yesterday.

"moar peepl ar using it than evar" My brother in christ the 'AI' features that infest every search engine, third rate social media app, and phone are turned on by default. You are forcing these products on everyone and saying "look everyone uses them"

Hey, @salon.com & @alexgalbraith.bsky.social , apologize to Benjamin Satterley's widow and parents for monetizing his death on the basis of speculation that proved to be wrong, you putrid cowards. Otherwise, for all the higher morality you claim, you are no better than #MAGA #Wrestlesky 🤼

Roman said he can’t work house shows because he might get hurt. But he’s fine risking death to enrich Ari Emmanuel and Nick Khan. Roman’s really got nothing going on in his brain, just a few tumbleweeds rolling around.

Also if someone could kick Morely in the face that'd he great

These callous pieces of shit would happily see their employees and contract staff die in a warzone for the sake of their profits. Fuck them forever and fuck you if you remain a fan despite everything.

Suck my dick Christopher Columbus

Jeez, the new Hellraiser game is getting youtubers' CHANNELS REMOVED. It doesn't hold back, there's some BDSM in it. Even if you blur out / carefully edit, there's a chance YT/twitch will nuke your channel. So, if u see a creator you like who has made a video/is streaming it, warn them!

Oh no! Emotions!

And by "not perfect", John means "a rapist". How is this not bigger news? #Wrestlesky www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...

Dear baby boomers. Buy some motherfucking head phones!!!!! No one else wants to listen to your bullshit.

It seems pretty shockingly irresponsible, @alexwgalbraith.bsky.social, to make broad assertions about "wrestling’s treatment of its employees" while nebulously lumping in deaths from unrelated medical conditions and car crash deaths to make your point.

"People within WWE are very upset with the decision" Then say it publicly with your whole chest & stop being cowards. Telling your favorite dirt sheet youre mad (without your name attached) is no different than anonymous Republicans telling reporters they actually disagree with Trump. Loser shit.

DUN DUN DUNNN-DUNNNNNN YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN #AEWDynamite

To all wrestlers, and for me, AEW in particular. Thank you for what you do. We love you. #AEW

The American dragon!!!!#aewdynamite

Oh Jesus hangman 😭 #aewdynamite

The Fed (derogatory)

The “protect women” crowd hasn’t said a word about the Cornell rapists… It’s like they almost don’t actually care about women and abuse trans folks just to prop up their misogyny.

This one hurts so much. PAC was nature's most perfect wrestler. He was everything good about Benoit and Dynamite without a single one of their flaws. Goddamn it!!

I can hardly wait for Swerve and Hangman to make up and become tag champs only to lose them later and try to out manoeuver each other into becoming the first true grandslam champion by winning the TNT, National, Continental, International, and reviving the FTW and BTE championships.

NGL, I was hoping we'd finally get Nyla back in an AEW ring.

Goddamn fascist Jonah. Fuck you.

Anyone else see the start of the Texas @ TENN football game? 🍊 🤡 was there and ABC/ESPN and the Vols stadium announced the dbag. There were equal if not more boos in THAT atmosphere! The MAGATs are thinning in a hurry ✊🏼

If you see the post a random wrestling picture.

I wonder if @bowensofficial.bsky.social has ever wrestled Satoshi Kojima? If not can someone book that?

Green grass and high tides forever!!! Castles of Stone, souls , and glory!!!!

My Aldi didn’t have any smoked salmon. Ya know what I didn’t do? Make it any of the employees problem. I just went about my day. Some of y’all could learn from that. Have a day.

If you have a dollar for every transgender athlete playing college sports you'd have about $6 which just happens to be the price for a gallon of diesel now. Congrats MAGAts, you played yourselves.

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

you are incorrect and should resign