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hello. this is my garbage can. it is a 1984 sportster XLX 1000. the second to last year of the ironhead engine which was in production from 1957. it is slow, loud, and it puts your feet to sleep. It is built like shit and I paid too much for it. Unfortunately, it is incredibly fun to ride

Reading social media turns my brain into a mushy onion, therefore I cannot scroll. but that does not mean I cannot Post.

I wear bluetooth overears for earpro at work so i can replace 90db of angle grinder with 90db of Supertramp's Breakfast In America (1978)

WARNING: motorcycles cause multiple orgasms! #motosky #motorcycle #wsbk

Give my friend a follow, she's a fantastic artist. dont let the sonic content fool you, shadow the hedgehog is her one and only

This is a good thing, right?

diet been so bad lately ate a carrot and got a little buzz off it

These are the bad guy's two most loyal henchmen.

I wonder if there's a psychological effect on everyone from constantly being surrounded by companies like "Home Freedom Relocation Services" instead of "Jim's Movers"

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

We declared bankruptcy over medical bills in 2008. Not one fucking credit card. 1000s in medical debt. I still had glibitarians lecturing me about YOU MUST PAY THE DEBT YOU WILLINGLY SIGNED FOR and I really wanted to meet some of them IRL for an object lesson in unanticipated hospital visits.

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Couldn't rest until I at least gave it a shot

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

March 22nd, 2025 8:34 AM

if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose

not my business defector.com/i-would-not-...

i do not condone the unabomber or whatever insane takes mangione has but this image appeared in my brain and it wouldnt go away until it was manifested

He has gained a face (plastic, ew)

i want a prewar motorcycle so bad. please. i'll never tweet about socioeconomics again if someone gives me a prewar motorcycle

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Lmao… Lvigi

nothing like moorland in december

"I like my women like I like my Bluesky notifications:

I am not addicted to growing Peruvian giant corn as far north as Sheboygan county Wisconsin, I can quit whenever I want

In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising. I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping. If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.

multiple reports of the uhc shooter spotted in damascus earlier today

they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though

How could anyone be attracted to teenagers when 30 year old women exist

Similar vibes to one of my favorite photos i've ever taken. About 7 miles east of Adel, OR on hwy 140. Utterly desolate, and the 200aqi worth of wildfire smoke enhanced that feeling significantly. I was taking the shot of just the road and mountains, and a lone motorcyclist rode by. it was Perfect