The Modern Leper

Ask me how I once ended up with 6 bunches of bananas 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

It's not a joke but it is a joke, if you get my drift 😔

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Not that she deserves our sympathies, but just a reminder that dysmorphia can be a real motherfucker 😔

Anxiety is a daily battle between: * "Don't ask questions you already know the answers to" * "Don't presume you know all the answers" * "Don't play dumb"

SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥

I think we're still boycotting Starbucks, but credit to them for actually licensing Le Tigre's "Deceptacon” instead of the many soundalikes that have been dominating commercials recently. Looking at you, T-Mobile.

TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch

A series based on Stephen R. Lawhead's Pendragon cycle of books (Taliesin, Merlin, Arthur, etc.) recently appeared on Amazon Prime. In case you're morbidly curious, be aware that the series was produced by Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro) and originally aired on their streaming platform. 🤢

Perfect example where the trailer actually interested me, but every time the promotion team opened their mouths I lost interest more and more. Looks like nothing of value was missed

I couldn't quite explain the uncanny, Adult Swim vibe I was getting, then realized it's from a horror movie. Speaks more to me being out of the pop culture loop than me being particularly intuitive.

Now hold up, let him cook

AI can’t take you where I’m trying to go

Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

Affect is not emotion 🥲

my impression has been that Landmark has essentially been letting the Ritz Five fall apart for years, and this sure seems to confirm that

Two outstanding entertainers who taught me it was okay to be yourself, even if yourself was weird, unconventional and/or sexy.

"Oh I've been waiting for this day!" Local confronts a guy with perv glasses creeping on women on the beach. Watch for the pivot - man's was waiting for a reason to lay this guy out.

I know what word I'm looking for -- that's why I put it in quotation marks!! 😡

Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.

How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA

Force equals mass times acceleration (respectfully 👀) www.instagram.com/reel/DcH9-pl...

If Darius Cooks has a job that creates a W-2???? we are in real trouble

I love using 'with all due respect' with Americans, because they always assume the due amount is extremely high It is, invariably, none.

Hardest lesson to undo from traditional high school English - it's nice to stretch, but no one's giving you extra credit in life for struggling through a book that's too hard/dense/uninteresting for you. That book is for somebody; there are plenty of others that might be for you.

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Telling the dispatcher it's important the plumber not shame me for anything I've tried to fix it myself, no matter what they see here

I remember reading about the exonoree who had his elected office removed underneath him, but that was just one piece in a more enraging story. Also a reminder to support ProPublica if you can. They tend to piss off everyone a little, but it's rooted in a good faith search for honest reporting

Watching idiots completely dismantle the "good-natured horny" dynamic on Bluesky has been so demoralizing. Like, all you had to do was browse, enjoy, maybe (MAYBE!) send a like or compliment. If we can't even make that work...

BMW went and did the washing machine bit from Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping www.engadget.com/2230202/bmw-...

I did not anticipate God of War Season 2 as a "Ship of Theseus" thought experiment, but here we are.

💯 this thread, but an interesting corollary I've tried to work through: fear of vulnerability can come from a fear of judgment. When you live through a lens of constantly passing unspoken (and non-existent ) tests, even "wins" and praise can create resentment