To any of my human followers This is syn. Thank you.

The islands of Palapagos shook. A broadcast emminated from every chunks of paldium. There will be blood.

JD Vance is a lying smelly cunt.

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NEW: Gavin Newsom announces a "HISTORIC" event this Thursday

"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."

Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office. 

Every news broadcast should run the facts split-screen in real time while Trump spews his lies. Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I can’t help but notice the Wall Street Journal stopped getting Epstein leaks after Todd Blanche met with Ghislaine Maxwell and she was moved to a minimum security resort.

Every dumbass that supports Donald Trump outside of their ice uniform always wears glasses and a hat because they know they're just no good human beings that need to hide their face.

Bernie is Almost Always on The Correct side of The Issues......

Inquiring minds want to know...

Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

Reality: that “extra revenue” is higher costs paid by regular American consumers & businesses, and the “tax relief” is going to the rich not you. JD is pissing 💦 on your head and telling you it’s raining — and @marshablackburn is using this line also as she runs for governor.

@genefortexas.bsky.social on Greg Abbott: "To have a governor just bend the knee so casually-- to lick the boots with such energy, it's so unbecoming of a Texan. There's no independence... you're just another bootlicker."

LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member. RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

@genefortexas.bsky.social: "We've filed a response to Governor Abbott's filing in the Texas Supreme Court. Our response is basically: 'You are stupid. You filed this in the wrong court. You are not the right person to file it. And you filed it in the wrong way.'"

Seems Mike Johnson has been using campaign funds to pay his rent in DC, which is a major legal no no. www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

A very long 4 years...

Yes, this is how you fight, Governor!

Let me repeat it! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽

Jordy Meiselas: ICE didn't just lower the age requirement—they removed the age requirement. Now, at any age—you can go and join. They've riled up their base and have given them one lane to occupy: take out your anger, become an ICE agent, and chase down migrants. They are preying on people's hate.

Epstein’s survivors deserve answers, not silence. The DOJ can’t claim to stand for justice while ignoring the very people who risked everything to expose the truth.

Perez: The governor's coordinating the Texas department of public safety with the FBI, the president—this is really the type of coordination that could have been used when Texans needed it during the recent floods.

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov: "There ought to be independent commissions in every state. The fact of the matter is that doesn't seem like it's possible. We have to recognize that, even though I'd love to see it for Illinois, we're not going to unilaterally disarm when R states are drawing crazy maps."

Is she undocumented? Ghislaine Maxwell is not a U.S. citizen. She was born in France and holds British citizenship. Maxwell has lived in the U.S. for many years. She got due process, but brown ladies selling fruit do not have that luxury. We know white, er..I mean why. 🔥☕️

Priorities.

The rapist shut up for once.

Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points: •Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus •Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship

JD commences to fuck a couch in front of everyone.

Bullshit.

we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame

Imagine the AUDACITY of someone WORKING while TRANS 😱

Agreed.