Insincere Pumpkin Patch

yesterday my mom told me she nearly got scammed by some creeps spoofing her bank and had to start whole new accounts. moments after that I was trying to buy tickets to a show on AXS and on every single screen had to prove to a robot that I was human

I think the country is full of people like this, decent people who behave decently and teach others to do the same; and that these people look at participants in the regime, who flaunt their indecency, the way Kurt Russell looked at the Thing.

I have maximized the potential of LLMs to go tell my big brother on you

guy who routinely eats roadkill has thoughts about other cultures

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Fucked up in the studio shredding non-Euclidean riffs on the four dimensional AliExpress guitar neck

one trait shared by all chuds, from Trump himself all the way down to low-level jock pundits like McAfee, is they are tremendously sensitive diaper babies. skin so thin it’s transparent

[Nick Cave voice] He's a ghost, he's a god, he's a man, he's a guru You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

The 4 kinds of guy on blue sky dot social

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

this fuckin rules. i hope some crypto guys break rob manfred’s thumbs over this world series or something

Posts like this really grind my gears because it really takes a couple seconds to find out that PR has a vibrant immigrant community, which is who they're detaining in these videos. You're really just showing your ignorant ass with this type of stuff.

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

Every clip I see about Bauza is so heartbreaking, he seems like such an amazing dude. Also, we gotta bring back using voice actors for animated shows and not just celebrities looking for an easy buck.

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

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study produced by the research firm of No Shit Sherlock

we can’t? like, that’s possible maybe?

watching commercials from the early 90s and just saw one for Pizzarias chips

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

♫ Linus and Lucy . mp3 ♫

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Keeps happening

Creatures from beyond the veil love to be like “I hunger.” We all hunger! That’s not unique to you!

We will be setting your clock back one hour EVERY Sunday, until our demands are met.

So close! You are in France 💕

guy beating me with a hammer: actually I’m on your side 99% of the time, don’t let perfect be the enemy of good

"Donald Trump goes further than Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey from 'Master of Disguise.' He is a Master of Disgrace"

>when someone torches Hitler's crib

showed up at my local establishment and bartender had new music rec