Blurry Cat Face

should have never fell asleep on a bed of moss now I'm a dryad

I think I can probably just safely avoid being on this website for the forseable future, I'm not going to miss anything

Google building, fuck that shit.

I would be more inclined to respect the troops if they did anything good

i love it when someone in a movie pulls out a gun and you hear, like, Stock Cocking Sound Effect Number 4#. you don't see them cocking it, just the sound. it's there so you know they mean business

I think I should simply precipitate major world events and coincidentally place massive bets in prediction markets immediately before.

I don't think donald trump is going to die of natural causes. Thinking it will happen is full-blast copium.

Scrolling the TL. Back to back are a post about deaths and injuries in Kuwait from an Iran attack, and a post about *the same number* of deaths and injuries in a mass shooting in Austin TX.

"The BBC's pro-trans bias."

democrats have an easy path to victory by moving left so the natural course of action obviously is to lean hard into fascism and advertise themselves as "the good fascism"

Jesus, and I can't emphasis this enough, Fucking Christ.

I'm an anteater now, that's canon.

me acting hard at the party

kind of mad that the last video game I got really invested in was Witcher 3 and I got so burned out and was so disappointed that it kind of put me off of video games in general

I need to spend more time outside being weird

there has been a lot of wild stuff going on lately but this is WILD.

I'm the annoying guy who says "Is there a sportsball on today?" when there's pokemon news

the concept of calling an ai company “far left” because they’re not allowing you to use it to spy on american citizens and implement it into war strategy

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

quick, somebody cancel me so I can make a million dollars and get a TV show

Thinking about that post that was like "The Products aren't products and the Consumers aren't consumers anymore. The Product is shareholder value, and the Consumers are venture capitalists who know enough to withdraw their investment at the peak."

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 27,1951

how bout looking for white supremacists you pig

Bill Watterson

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

"They should give me money for no reason" vs "They should give me money for the reason of me staying alive and participating with the economy"

drinking a whole gallon during a kegchup stand

Oh sick A well-known and frequently used website actually put their foot down in a meaningful way. This actually made my day better

I think they stopped doing these after the 70s

I should have been more of a dork-ass loser so I could have invented an insidious technology and made a billion dollars so that everyone could hate me and I could feed on the hate like a psychic vampire.

doordash twelve beers

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?