The Sharlinator

@tyrellmayfield.bsky.social

i think what bothers me the most about these vids is the people laughing and clapping in the background it's giving

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social

Left: President Trump insults Norway calling it a sh*thouse country Right: Visit Norway, the tourism board, trolls President Trump, displaying some of their best toilets on their Instagram 😅

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Minor Spear Carrier

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There is a vaccine for this disease. There is no reason for anyone to ever get measles.

Reuters@reuters.com

Pennsylvania measles cases rise to 1,360, state health department says reut.rs/4Bns6LH

reut.rsPennsylvania measles cases rise to 1,360, state health department saysThe Pennsylvania Health Department on Monday reported 1,360 measles cases ‌in the state, up 22 cases from its previous update.

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Carl Quintanilla

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

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Roughly 1/4 of its workforce. $MSFT

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

CNBC: Microsoft offers voluntary buyouts to 60,000 employees www.cnbc.com/2026/10/26/m...

Anyway life’s hard but thank god for Sundays

not me posting this and having to use ventolin for the first time in a year two days later

The Sharlinator@thesharlinator.bsky.social

my asthma

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Moved back to France in 2021 and the first pneumologist I saw cost me 20€ and listened to my whole tale calmly, let me talk and talk and talk about how nobody could tell me if it was really asthma, anxiety, or hormones, and she kindly goes "have you considered the fact that it could be all 3?" me:

lo and behold in those last five years my worst symptoms have gone from daily to once every few months, and I usually now how to tell them apart and treat them because she gave me a couple cheap tools to check myself and really that's all I needed! (Not that I *didn't* need the tests)

not me posting this and having to use ventolin for the first time in a year two days later

The Sharlinator@thesharlinator.bsky.social

my asthma

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I think the thing that makes me the saddest about moving to a new place last year is that I can't see the same doc anymore. Paris has lots of very good healthcare options (despite America telling you that France's healthcare sucks cause it's free; spoiler alert it doesn't suck and it's not free)

Having experienced both systems, I have my favorite for sure. When i started having symptoms in 2016 in the US i think I went through a year of very uncomfortable, expensive and/or scary tests before a doc just shrugged and told me "yeah its very mild asthma, no idea what triggers it, good luck"

not me posting this and having to use ventolin for the first time in a year two days later

The Sharlinator@thesharlinator.bsky.social

my asthma

pro tip don’t spend a long time babysitting a wood-burning stove fire when you’re already recovering from a mild respiratory infection and the air in the house is dryer than the Santa Ana winds in October

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still one of my absolute favorite videos ever

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the fact that this was a PSA for the Metro in Melbourne still absolutely destroys me like SORRY GUYS BUT YOU ACTUALLY MADE A LIST OF REALLY COOL WAYS TO DIE

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dry cough for over a week, my knee hurts, it's too cold in the house but the wood stove has been drying the air so much my cough gets worse, the puppy's being a bitey demon, and I am sleep-deprived work: it'd be great if you did this meaningless task that has no value for you or the customer me:

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Bluesky has four kinds of users

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also this photo yassifies the hell of out of teal'c and you know what? it's a good look

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Wile E. Coyote

@legumann.bsky.social

« Amusant » d’ailleurs que France Info ait fait exactement la même « erreur » Amusant…

Les Garriberts@garriberts.lesjours.fr

CNews a repéré porte d'Italie des «manifestants qui se transforment en de futurs casseurs (…) ils viennent de s'équiper, vous l'avez vu en direct, les casques, les cagoules, les masques (…) ça s'est fait sous les yeux de nos caméras». C'était en Albanie. Des excuses ont suivi.

i did warn you guys this would be a puppy account from now on

gonna rename this account to "Mid-life Crisis & Puppies"

@melissaontheroad.bsky.social

my asthma

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

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Melissa Chemam

new cushion is a big hit

JUST LOOK AT HIM

he was a bistrot dog for the first time today 🥹🥹

Oh NO

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Scoiattolo

@scarnecchia.net

Je telephone le police

Misha@mkrl.xyz

while you port and emulate games, I ported Jira to my PSP

me when i missed that we were under a stormwatch with 110 kph gusts and I step out of the house

(i stepped back inside)

me counting the hours since I got the covid+flu shot earlier to see if I will escape the general shittiness everyone has reported this season, raising my arms every five minutes to know which one of the two is going to be the worst bitch

Bivouac is tired of everybody's shit

theatlantic.comThe Man Who Saved the Internet YesterdayOndřej Surý was a relatively anonymous volunteer working on PHP security. Then the internet exploded.

But not of YOUR shit specifically. Keep doing you. You're a rockstar.

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Micah

@rincewind.run

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

bigsbackyardultra.comBig's Backyard UltraThere is no finish

is that the barkley marathons guy??

ghost malone ergo propter bones@proptermalone.bsky.social

i hadn't even realized there was an international sports competition it was possible to get intensely if briefly into going on right now, but if that's your thing:

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

@iwriteok.bsky.social

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

CNN@cnn.com

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

cnn.comItalian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNItalian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

zonked out

HURRAY

pharmacist: "great! you can get the jab!" me, still coughing, looking at getting my sixth vaccine in like, six weeks:

theverge.comTrump says Sundar Pichai talked him out of renaming the Atlantic OceanPichai allegedly said, “Oceans are different, sir.”

After getting the tdap, polio, and three hep B shots in a row in the accelerated ✌️healthcare worker✌️ protocol, and now covid and flu boosters, can i hope to become some kind of superwoman? please, god, i need it for my sanity

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Don Moynihan

@donmoyn.bsky.social

Bill Kuchman@billkuchman.bsky.social

“Oceans are different, sir.” www.theverge.com/policy/10167...

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rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

me at work: *accidentally wears the unfortunately very nice sweater I stupidly wore at my org's Halloween-themed (hemorrhage control) drill last Monday* coworker: