a 🍵✨🤍

''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''

My favorite part of when Senile Satan falls asleep in the Oval Office is that they keep talking to him as if we can’t see he’s in a coma. 💤

I-5 in Seattle

update: worth it

Nothing says confidence like a 22-state emergency tour..

“me: fuck i need to save money” *$42 chinese doordash order*

I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.

Every photo I see out of the White House looks like a Gatsby remake 

CARTOON OF THE DAY…

i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

NEW: ICE shooting in Austin. Scant details at this time.

Speaking of chickens... Today is the day that I will debate...an empty podium. Because Mike Rogers is…well…

18 months ago, Trump was yelling at Zelenskyy that he didn’t have any cards and was about to lose the war. Now he’s begging him to stop bombing Russia.

Donald Trump and Joe Biden at 9/11 ceremonies today. Trump in DC. Biden in NYC. (REUTERS)

A Democrat should file a bill on Monday for everyone to get $5,000 checks right now to see if Mike Johnson, John Thune and congressional Republicans will advance and pass it. Call their bluff. Pass the bill.

Nailed it

can’t decide if falling asleep to a political podcast is just me wanting to be more educated or a self destructive habit

It’s Lake Ontario.

10 years ago today, former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick refused to stand for the national anthem, explaining that he was protesting against police violence in America. #UrbanViewMornings

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️

Imagine an administration so evil it *intentionally* makes citizens worry about where their next meal is coming from. Well, guess what? You don’t have to imagine. That evil is our reality.

trump is just so embarrassing

So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch

She’s killing this.

Psaki: Why do you think Mike Rogers is so far refusing to agree to a date for this debate? El-Sayed: I mean, I hate to say it, he’s a coward. Rogers the Dodger does not want to actually debate because he knows that he’s an empty suit with no new ideas

It only took 19 months for RFK Jr to turn the once safe US food supply into a game of gastrointestinal Russian Roulette.

Officeworkers: we want to work from home! CEOs: Sorry, the world economy is dependent on you sitting in traffic every day and sitting at a desk while you work

goodnight from the knitting supervisor & i 🐈‍⬛🧶

😂 I love Hunter so much! 😂🤣 #Pinks 🌸 #USDemicracy

The thing about Trump is… a well functioning country would never in a million years elect a guy like him, let alone twice.. he is the sum total of our decay and degradation of standards.

BOSTON…😕 ✈️

aaah, the sammy the bull edition

Republicans hyperventilating about Natalia Harp: “How dare you suggest that Donald Trump, a man who cheated on ALL of his wives, is liable for rape, bragged about sexual assault, ogled naked underage pageant girls, & paid off a porn star would have an inappropriate relationship with an employee?”

Trumplicans are bigly mad at John Ossoff for calling out the plain-as-day facts that their octogenarian authoritarian is too preoccupied building monuments to himself, lining his own pockets and traipsing around with his thirty-something diaper genie while the country falls apart at the seams…

Sen. Mark Kelly: "Donald Trump said I should be hanged, executed, prosecuted. The guy couldn't even get the order right."

i stg the trump admin will fuck with anything to try to distract from the fact that they’re literally destroying the country. leave smoky the bear alone, brotherrrr

"I'm fairly certain I understand".

50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them

I really wanted to make this video about why the reflecting pool controversy actually matters and the people at @ms.now helped me do it

The RNC admits that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile: