Jon Bailey

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I made allan from hot shots golf fore

Princess Yam circling back 🩵⭐

Nailed it.

Some very nice hanafuda card references in today's episode of Ranma 1/2. So much creative design work on the series.

I swear to god if I hear another person talk about “the mainstream media” while mainlining disinfo slop online all day, I’m going to lose my mind

We hope everyone else is having a relaxing Friday with a cocktail.

Resident Evil Code: Pillsbury

This may be the best picture of me ever taken

Hey @sanders.senate.gov team — this is the Google Lens result they’re serving up on Prop 40 statements.

i believe this post is sane now

Nathan Fielder in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS Hannibal Lecter: Hello, Nathan. Nathan Fielder: Why do you think you're in jail? Hannibal: I wish I knew. I didn't do anything wrong. Nathan: You didn't eat people? Hannibal: No! I don't eat anything? Nathan: Nothing? (pause) Hannibal: No, nothing.

Gameoverse is GREENLIT FOR FULL PRODUCTION! The 8-episode season begins in May 2027

Also: UNINFORMED UNTRUTHFUL UNWELL UNINSPIRED UNDESERVING UNSKILLED UNSEEMLY UNSTATESMANLIKE UNSTEADY UNREPENTANT UNWISE UNCHIVALROUS UNINFORMED UNTHINKABLE UNWELCOME UNSRESPECTABLE UNINSPIRED UNSAVORY UNSATISFACTORY UNFIT UNINTELLIGENT UNSKILLED and UNIQUELY ABHORRENT PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY 🇺🇸

@deadder.bsky.social

Seen in Denver, CO

Old fart posts even older fart joke: wondereo.com/oldest-joke-...

Careful what you wish for

THEY ARE FEEDING SACRIFICES TO BLUCIFER

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - 🤡 D'oh! A Simpsonian look at Putin/Trump/Musk's Ukrainian War - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

For Carrie Frances: 🎂 ❤️

After a long day of Lovebug/WildThing bipolarity, a deep snooze on a 99-year-old steam radiator, doing its thing

Sanbun returns 🖤

On THIS day, ONE YEAR AGO, one of Vivienne Medrano's wildest lifelong dreams came true: She had a sold-out show on BROADWAY. Surrounded by NOTHING BUT LOVE (fuck hate), the cast and crew gave a concert for the AGES. Laughs were shared, sneak peeks were shown, and fun was had by ALL! 💖 #HazbinHotel

1/10 Der AfD-Leak könnte das Puzzleteil liefern, das für die Einstufung der AfD in Köln gefehlt hatte. Dort lag nur öffentliches Material vor, dem Gericht fehlten Nachweise aus der Innenansicht für Zurechnung und Prägung der Gesamtpartei. Das ändert sich jetzt.

Ten years ago today. In just the last few days: Trump made a deal for the U.S. to buy Russian diesel, an economic lifeline for Putin; he and Elon Musk blamed each other for an order that slowed down Starlink satellite connectivity over Ukraine...

Lyft driver had "Poison" from the #hazbinhotel soundtrack playin' yesterday. :D

Kenney is right (obviously)

The closest living relatives of elephants. Utterly ridiculous fact. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrax

i did not log on to this damnable webbing site to be viciously assaulted like this

Pleased to share a draft of my essay, "Rules for a Recidivist Republic," forthcoming in the Chicago-Kent Law Review. The argument for Trump's executive order wasn't new. It was a rehash of nineteenth-century parlor tricks, defeated by Radical Republicans' design. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

Mortessa returns 🖤 ⚖️

Cartoon: I forgot I drew this a couple days ago. That's not a mooning.

That's no way to treat a princess.

Seen in Denver, CO.

petroleum jelly on toast is the breakfast food i like the most it goes down real fast and when it reaches your a-- it lubricates your nethermost

Talked for like 10 min at my table with two youngsters trying to explain what Fortnite is. I think by the end of the conversation they finally understood.