Fondue Forks

To be fair, the view of, uh, Mt Tacoma, is spectacular from Tacoma, especially driving in From Hwy 16, so we should probably rename Tacoma as "Camry", and then change the nearly unpronouncable Steilacoom to "Trump Gargles Putin's Dick."

I like big leaf maples and I cannot lie...

Ah yes, recalling the day my grandson discovered he could fit a square Lego up his nose...

If only the Cybertrucks came with large metal handles on the side so that the larger Waste Management trucks could empty their contents more efficiently. Efficiency people. It's all about efficiency.

The converse to this point is that Sirens need to abandon sailors and get out there on social media to lure us all to our deaths.

So I have an iPad for my chartplotter on my boat (technically a yacht) and being an iPad It knows about my Sounders subscription.

Boom, Shaka, Laka, Boom, Shaka, and Laka

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized with critical thinking condition, may die of embarrassment. Witnesses describe hearing shouts of "I said what!?! Oh God, take me now!" coming from his hospital room.

Busses can be recast as "shared limousines", just as stop and go traffic can be recast as "car parades." Frustrated city dwellers can free themselves by learning to enjoy what they have.

Remember the Seattle Omerta.

Some days end like this.

But it's a swol smol...

His flesh chandelier has descended from His heavenly ballroom!

Okay I laughed and laughed hard.

See, here's the problem: as a human, you are born helpless and per Mr. Altman, you take 20 years to become useful. The point is that what distinguishes us as human beings is that we take care of helpless little babies until they become useful. So the prime directive is to take care of each other.

I wonder how many lost dogs end up at the nude beach? You know a lot of city government work is tedious and dull. Why can't the mayor throw her peeps a bone and let them monitor the nude beach cameras?

All my best to Reed, but this is really the culmination of a dream: to follow a club that develops their talent and sells them on to better opportunities. It doesn't get better than this.

My entire life has been validated.

This is so cute! We have the most adorable volcanoes ever. Poot!

Always a good listen:

Goddamnit! Ratted out again!

Who can say it's wrong?

Repo Man (1984) Was there ever a better movie?

If only they could create a certification program to distinguish between lost people driving through your neighborhood and squads of immigrant zombie death squads, bent on eating your cats and taking your collection of stuff that your kids don't want and that you can't sell anyway.

My grandchildren combine all of my mechanical abilities with the judgment of an 4 year old. I'm lying on the couch and then I hear "Hey poopah, where do we plug in the welder?" and I'm thinking: "Of that's so cute, they want to weld." And then I come to my senses... "holy shit!"

Health news you can use!

Well it's kinda like: "Dude was carrying, as we all do, and went to go help a woman up, as we all do, and they took his gun and shot him to death, as we all... ...Hey, wait a minute! this really is bullshit!"

The ICE Agent had it coming, waving that thing around like a pimple on a witch's tit.

The best community is the one you never have to interact with.

Makes me wish I was still dating, cause I can do better than a Washington State Ferry any day, except for that part about carrying people to their destinations. Taste my stale pretzels, ladies. You'll agree.

Who needs mansplaining when you can have this?

It's the ICE capades!

I own a couple of these and they are very, very manly, but slightly inconvenient as it is nearly impossible to stop bench pressing oneself while wearing this super awesome garment.

This is a pretty good thread about resilience and writing your own story, rather than just reading it based on the cards you are dealt. My own journey from despair and doom is similar. Yeah, it's hard when everything you get looks like shit, but you gotta figure out how you're going to play it.

Okay, this is really funny, especially if you've been exposed to a lot of math.

Bismuth Zeppelin

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

I dunno, maybe we show up to protest in caskets so as not to alarm them with our flagrant aliving?

How is this news? The Raiders fire their coach every year.

Once again, the sportball team from my geographic region has defeated the sportball team from that inferior geographic region, demonstrating that we alone occupy the lucid dreams of the ancient gods. I guess I should buy a T-shirt.