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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

Someone queue up the montage.

I guess we'll see if the US can find it in its heart to make an exception to the current "white South Africans only" refugee policy

Dog days are over. Time to vote by November 3rd. Time to win.

Safer: These witnesses were not sworn, right? Witt: Correct Safer: But in your affidavit you said they were, right? And that's a false statement? Witt: It wasn't an intentionally false statement

Go call at Flavio’s house, And tell him where I stay.

Oposição de home office no exterior, com o beneplácito e apoio de governo estrangeiro. Que baita patriota, hein? 🤨

Career politicians like Brent Taylor and billionaires like Donald Trump have been abusing their power and getting away with it for far too long. This is the type of predatory behavior that needs to be rooted out of our society and politics. www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithint...

I'm disturbed to learn of Brent Taylor’s pattern of sending unsolicited nude photos to multiple women. The fact that he would dismiss his behavior as “youthful indiscretions" despite it happening recently, in his fifties, & while he held government office is ridiculous. More⬇️

Oregonians: let’s show the rest of the country how safe and easy it is to vote by mail. If you’re dropping your ballots off this week, reply to this post with a photo I can amplify.

one of the fun things about having women friends is that you'll get invited to what seems like a perfectly innocent wine tasting and end up learning things about modern romantasy genre innovation that should not be shared on a god-fearing social media account such as this one

The amazing @kyla.bsky.social has a new podcast and -- for some reason -- asked me to be on it. Give a listen/watch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kh_...

holy crap -- Roger Marshall is somehow more orange than Trump now

The CA vote purge case just keeps getting weirder. Yesterday the DOJ filed supplemental declarations, including from a Shasta Co official named Clinton Curtis, who turns out to be a wackodoo who claimed he could tell fake ballots by smell. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

The real question is if Trump will refuse a legitimate extradition request from Brazilian authorities and firmly established us as a safe haven for oligarch fascists

Texas, if you haven’t voted yet, please for the love of all that is dear, vote Rosenthal for RR Commish. I think maybe a lot of non-native Texans don’t realize how much power this office holds.

If I were Alex? I would’ve said “I’d make the same suggestion, but I think we both know why you won’t.” IYKYK…

The fact that flavio feels bold enough to TELL PEOPLE he’s coming here says more than enough about Trump’s lawlessness

Waarnaartoe?

Who gave Jerry the password to Paul’s account?

Ken Paxton, while trashing Talarico's Christianity, manages to mispronounce "Christianity" two different ways in the span of three seconds

“It’s almost Halloween & it would be a great treat for our pal Traci to get a little help in her tough time”

One week until Election Day. America deserves better than the pedophile protection party. Knock doors. Make calls. Get your friends to vote. Let’s elect Democrats up and down the ballot and finally make Trump release the Epstein files.

“Flávio Bolsonaro left for the USA. Plane in flight *** Information was confirmed by people close to the family. Flávio's last message was sent to Rogério Marinho, at 8am this Tuesday” 10/27/26

UPDATE: In addition to hearing Democrats' request for expedited discovery in this case, the court will also consider their request for a temporary block of the Trump administration's actions at Thursday's 2 p.m. hearing.

SMASH AND CRAB Best headline ever

hey democrats: this is how you do it. more bill nye, less (actually, zero) james carville abdulforsenate.com

The Arab parties in Israel are endlessly fascinating.

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

ICE detainee dies at Otay Mesa Detention Center in San Diego

EXTRA GUAC

BIG BOI ON TIMELINE

All of the party leaders are fairly pro-genocide, so the thrust of the Israeli election is about accountability for Bibi. When he loses, they should probably seize his passport, too (not that it worked for Flavio).

Maybe he can ask Jared for pronunciation tips.

“As Israelis go to vote, they are not thinking about what they did to Palestinians in the past but rather what they will do in the future.” Palestinians make up around 16% of the eligible voters in Israel’s election – yet their issues are ignored, writes Diana Buttu. 🔗: zeteo.com/p/heres-what...

Netanyahu is sounding utterly desperate today. He's posting non-stop about high Arab voting turnout to create hysteria and fear. He also released a video statement claiming "They are trying to steal the election from us!" Arab Israelis make up 21% of the Israeli electorate.

I'm running out of ways to convey how unserious the lawyers at Trump's DOJ are. The dregs of the conservative legal movement firing up ChatGPT to cobble together harebrained arguments that would be embarrassing for a junior law firm associate. Get these losers out of my face.

It was the worst crime spree in US history. All these DOGE fuckers need to go to jail. 

Bibi saw the Brazilians roll out like autobots & started revving that rigged election engine with the quickness.

"You can't block someone just for being annoying!" Those are actually the most important people to block

In a joint letter to Mark Zuckerberg, ranking members of the House Oversight and Judiciary committees wrote “corporate censorship of political speech raise[s] serious concerns about Meta’s dedication to ensuring free and fair elections.”