Tim Powell

Truss, you & your insane IEA inspired financial "plan" fucked the finances of millions of ordinary Brits for years to come so as you clearly haven't got the grace to apologise, can you PLEASE just shut up, stop trying to defend the indefensible & FUCK RIGHT OFF? Thank you, a nation.

I don't normally read anything in this rag but some of the deranged BTL commenters still believing she would have saved Britain if it weren't for "the Blob", are worth it just for the lolz. Those posting this stuff are clearly as mad as her & probably really believe she would have got us to Mars.

Thanks to those of you who braved the elements to head out and see me in Aberdeen on Friday & Stirling last night. Your commitment to the cause of poetry is highly commendable. Next week, it’s Stamford, Bury St Edmunds, Corsham & the first of my Oxford shows. brianbilston.com/events/

He's clearly spent far too much time with Trump - delusion appears to be catching.

Meanwhile at Nobel HQ. "I've got some half-witted, whiny voiced American bloke on the phone here asking if you can win a Peace Prize by proxy"

Pier pressure...😬

Seems only right. This should be extended to cover tax avoidance by exile, people like Jim Ratcliffe, why should people who leave our country to avoid paying tax, keep their honours, its a dishonourable thing to do. www.ruck.co.uk/rugby-news/k...

Just THREE signed copies of this left now, in case anyone would like to take advantage of the free international delivery offer… blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

Trump: Katie Zacharia told everyone she was a lawyer. But what I wanted in the job was a liar! New Private Eye on shelves now.

A community arts centre, staging events and performances for ordinary people, in an ordinary Yorkshire town. Doesn't seem much to ask for, does it? My Bluesky friends, could you please repost Reece's message below, to bring this to as many people's attention as possible? Thanks 👍

"Boy George struggles to find musicians willing to join him for Israel shows" Posted in case you need a laugh.

In a crowded field Jenrick manages to retain the title of biggest twerp in UK politics.

The government didn’t just approve Jackdaw, they also reiterated their support for so-called tiebacks - a dodge to allow yet more new drilling without new licenses. This deserves almost as much scrutiny as Jackdaw and has got barely any of it, so I raised it in the Chamber.

“When I look round the boardroom at the other board members Palantir has recently also recruited from the House of Lords – notably Lord Vader and Lord Voldemort – I don’t have any sense that these people are evil,” said Watson. From the new Private Eye, out now.

I may have to wind up my Villa supporting family and friends by suggesting to them Emery wouldn't be able to resist the lure of managing a BIG club in the Prem again...😉

Apparently Fernandes is blaming Man. U's back room team for their security tactics. "It's a decision from the staff not to put the burglar alarm on...but sometimes when you do not put on the alarm you give these robbers confidence."

Nowadays, the internet sometimes feels like a once well-to-do neighbourhood that became a slum after an industrial park & motorway were built through it. And I'm the lifelong resident who refuses to leave, unable to accept that the decaying, now unsafe area will never regain its former grandeur.

Chaos in Washington The new Private Eye is out now.

I see there's a risk of flooding with Storm Austen...

@brianbilston.bsky.social Thank you for a brilliant evening in Kidderminster last night Mr B. 🙏🏼 The show had a profound effect on me - I've been doing a lot of thinking about AI since...

Seeing this story about the obnoxious Orr reminded me that Cambridge University is supposed to be investigating him isn't it? It doesn't seem that this is being pursued with quite the same zeal or scrutiny apparent in the high profile case involving another Cambridge academic in the recent past. 🤔

This is called ‘This isn’t really a poem’.

£8.99 for 99 (yes 99) pages of drivel from a deluded, failed lettuce, bemoaning how her failure was everyone's fault but hers...It's a little gem...

Fuck me, the testimony of Aberfan survivors interviewed by @vicderbyshire.bsky.social on @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social tonight is heartbreakingly powerful & moving television. Depressing that in the 60 years since we haven't learned how to deal more compassionately & equitably with disastrous events...

Oh dear, Natalie's got her work cut out to make her dear Trumpy Wumpy think everyone still loves him when hatred of the hateful, lying, grifting, sociopathic orange felon grows by the day even amongst his own fan base.

TBF whiskey Pete has a longstanding track record of being wrong every time he opens his moronic mouth...

The most damning thing I can think of to say about Zacharia is that she made Karoline Leavitt seem good... I'll be magnanimous though & wish her well as she resumes her career of not being an attorney.

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I hope someone has kept a tally of how often the deluded numbskull has said this since February...

After weeks of hostilities since his arrival, our new, previously feral tux, Charlie, & our already resident, previously feral tux, Junior, appear to have agreed an entente cordiale. If Trump had had anything to do with this he really would have deserved a Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣

FUCK IT. Let's give away 2 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel. Repost/reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated. PS YOU GET A FREE LINOCUT OWL BOOKMARK TOO IF YOU WIN!

A Reform politician caught wearing perv glasses, who'd have thought it? 🤔

Maybe it's just me but there seems to be something of a disconnect between the headline of this article & the statement "Guardian journalism is independent."

Putin continues his trolling of the hapless orange halfwit, who clearly doesn't understand that announcing ceasefires on behalf of other countries without involving them, doesn't mean there's going to be a ceasefire, or that you're going to win the Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣

I think you got the wrong country beginning with the letter "U" you fuckwit Trump...

Cheer up Donnie, after this ludicrous rant you've put yourself firmly in the running for the Nobel Pissed Prize...

Friend of billionaire, property developing pornographers, Honest Bob, accusing others of being part of a metropolitan elite is quite the take...

Trump to midterm voters: "Pretend I'm on the ballot paper." Republican candidates: "For fucks sake don't."

After 28 years and more than 30,000 miles, British adventurer Karl Bushby has finally completed his incredible journey around the world. Today, he reached the finish line in Hull, England, after traveling across the globe without flying or using motorized transportation. Original post

I suspect Badenoch is walking the same path as Truss...the one leading to failure & ridicule..

FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!

I don't think anyone should be losing sleep over Badenoch & her shills in the right wing media; this living manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger effect will soon be consigned to the same bin as previous hapless Tory leaders like Duncan-Smith, Hague & Howard, grifting a living on the fringes.

Half billion royals. That's what they are - stealing your cash. #AbolishTheMonarchy

Donald J Halfwit: "We've won the war." Also Donald J Halfwit "We're moving our bombers cos we're frit."