Laura Elliott

Laura Elliott

@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

Disabled writer of things. Bad at being on BlueSky. Debut sci-fi horror novel AWAKENED out now with Angry Robot Books. ‘An impressive debut worth losing sleep over’ - New York Times

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the fact the ‘journalist’ who began the Jason Arday witch hunt has been shortlisted here, even though a fourth investigation has now found there was no evidence of plagiarism, is a shameful indictment of our media and imo his inclusion cheapens the work of other great journalists shortlisted today

Press Gazette@pressgazette.co.uk

🔊 The shortlist for the British Journalism Awards 2026 is here! Now in their 15th year, the British Journalism Awards celebrate work that is revelatory, has real-world impact and serves the public interest Thanks to headline sponsor Starling Bank pressgazette.co.uk/press-gazett...

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it’s Halloween soon so i suppose i should share Awakened for its 2nd ever spooky season! if you’re looking for a slow, anti-capitalist gothic horror set in the Tower of London then my tale of bad tech, bad medicine & complicated monstrosity may be for you linktr.ee/lauracelliott

took a photo of a shoe to send to james to check if it was the chew-shoe and not one benni shouldn’t have and the low light setting on the phone camera has made it look at though there’s a ghost dog standing beside it

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Our story game is now released into the wild for Halloween: A deepsea weird fantasy for enjoyers of indie games, zines, my gamebooks, or whalefall - free - play in browser (incl on your phone) - go on. abandon society. join us in the ocean dark haridraws.itch.io/the-murmurin... #TheMurmuringDepths

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hey all i dont know what authorsdaily dot com is? but they have an "Interview" with me posted that i - never gave - is full of lies - has my wrong pronouns - is full of things i dont do - or would never say? so i emailed them and told them to take it down but jfc, i am tired

that’s it, drastic measures have been taken let’s see the Great Houndini get out of THIS

Laura Elliott@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

WE CEMENTED TWO MORE BRICKS INTO THIS GAP YESTERDAY AND HE STILL GOT OUT i just watched him turn himself sideways and hook one side of his legs over this gap like a spider to slip through my dog is a non-Newtonian fluid istg

WE CEMENTED TWO MORE BRICKS INTO THIS GAP YESTERDAY AND HE STILL GOT OUT i just watched him turn himself sideways and hook one side of his legs over this gap like a spider to slip through my dog is a non-Newtonian fluid istg

Laura Elliott@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

mystery solved: a short while ago i watched him somehow slither, like an absurd dog-shaped snake, through this infinitesimal gap into next door’s garden he’s a shapeshifter! it’s the only explanation!!!

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Children without a manglewurzels find other beets or squashes to carve into spirit lanterns for Mad Punkle night. Those with newfangled pumpkins carry them along the lanes like glowing orbs in some coronation procession for ancient kings and queens. – Joanna Vickers, 1982 #VOH

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Still looking for your Halloween read? 👀

Solaris Books@solarisbooks.bsky.social

🚨👻SCARILY GOOD DEALS!👻🚨 To celebrate #SpookySeason, until the end of October, you can snap up 4 Spooky Solaris titles in paperback with 21% off at Amazon UK! Grab them now before the deal is gone! @rhiannonagrist.bsky.social @mkhardywrites.com @samkhorton.bsky.social @alexgrecian.bsky.social

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If you haven’t bought this book already, you should. It’s really good and perfect for scary season.

Laura Elliott@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

it’s Halloween soon so i suppose i should share Awakened for its 2nd ever spooky season! if you’re looking for a slow, anti-capitalist gothic horror set in the Tower of London then my tale of bad tech, bad medicine & complicated monstrosity may be for you linktr.ee/lauracelliott

after extending the fence last week somehow benni got out into the adjoining gardens last night and led us on a merry chase, so today i watched him like a hawk to determine where he’d managed to climb over. how did he do it, you may ask? well… (answer below!)

Laura Elliott@tinywriterlaura.bsky.social

woes of dog ownership: we left a halfwall-length gap in the fence at the back of the garden where a v thick rosebush is when we got the fence last year, but benni figured out he can get through it last week & now my rosebush & the raised beds are being destroyed to extend it 😭

mystery solved: a short while ago i watched him somehow slither, like an absurd dog-shaped snake, through this infinitesimal gap into next door’s garden he’s a shapeshifter! it’s the only explanation!!!

starting to say that Benni the pup has ‘a touch of the vapours’ as though he’s a Victorian invalid whenever he gets particularly overexcited, and i can confirm that the storm has increased the incidence rate of the vapours by about tenfold

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according to my watch my average resting heart rate has been lower by an average of 12bpm (coming out at about 72bpm now) for the last 30 days. it’s amazing what handing book two in & therefore reducing daily stress significantly does for a woman’s (my) health 😬😅

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Okay, looking for books publishing between January and April of 2027. Thrillers, mystery, horror, science fiction, literary fiction, true crime, etc. Your own and books you’re excited about. Go!

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This won’t be reported widely, but Jason Arday has been cleared of plagiarism for a second time. Still nobody has been held accountable for this man’s death.

UCU Edinburgh@ucuedinburgh.bsky.social

A reminder: Jason Arday was innocent. "A fresh investigation by scientific publisher Taylor & Francis has concluded without substantiating plagiarism allegations against Jason Arday, the former Professor of Sociology of Education at the University of Cambridge."

‘but in the minutes before dawn there is peace in the Tower and this moment is all that there is…’ if the below is your vibe then Awakened may be for you!

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the last few times i’ve had to show ID every single person checking it has exclaimed, in genuine surprise, ‘you look so much younger than that!’ and once again i’m forced to ask what people think happens in your 30s. it’s not that huge a change i swear!

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This review of BEASTS OF THE WILD BLACK absolutely slayed me. Just sat here giggling. Well played Amazon reviewer. TBF, pretty much nailed my process. I feel seen.

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So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.