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So interesting that the tool that exploits the vulnerability is also the only one that can fix it 🤔

In this episode of things I learned today: A Black woman started Grunge. We have never not been erased. #TinaBell #BamBam #KurtCobain

Yeah but the left can’t blame Israel so who cares right?

Why are socks and dryer balls transdimensional?

And yet,

Well well well...

The shockingist thing about this is that 7m people purchased these glasses

Not want, NEED

Yuuuuuup…

Hello? I'd like to report a mass homicide 🔥🔥🔥

💀💀💀💀

An accurate summary

My childhood dog was named Polo and this tracks

Trump has now refunded $128 billion dollars from his tariffs to corporations. Tariffs he created, made Americans pay for, and then returned right back to his donors. We paid, and his friends cashed in.

Ma'am! 🤣💀

> I know social media like Bluesky has limited characters but hear Jordyn out on this part because it will clear up confusion & let others know exactly what you want/mean when it comes to the subject. Seriously, whole-chest it, no dog whistles. Say The Quiet Part Out Loud>

TL cleanse! www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/jaco...

63 years ago on September 15, 1963, a bomb planted by KKK members exploded at Birmingham’s 16th Street Baptist Church. Five girls were in the church basement getting ready for the service. Four were murdered: 🕊️ Addie Mae Collins, 14 🕊️ Carole Robertson, 14 🕊️ Cynthia Wesley, 14 🕊️ Denise McNair, 11

Rad www.kgw.com/article/news...

The founder of the most prominent Free Palestine org in NYC says Israel "shouldn't exist at all," in any form. This is not a movement to help Palestinians. It is a movement to end Jewish sovereignty.

700,000 Black women because this administration was mad at us.. the sadness I feel for my sisters… the rage

"Yes, he centered himself in a complete fabrication, but the people attacking him missed the *subtext* in which he was honoring the heroes of the day. Many of whom have died, so who can really say what happened?"

This mfer STILL refers to Obama by his middle name to imply he's a terrorist BECAUSE OF 9/11!!! (All while being super BFFs with the Saudis)

My cousin died that day, my aunt and uncle forced to bury an empty casket because there was nothing left. The world would be much better off had it been this depraved, disgusting and worthless human, and anyone associating with him is just as disgusting, worthless and vile as he. #fuckTrump

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Excellent thread

if you use racist language to talk about a Black person you don't like, you are a racist. if you support people who use racist language to talk about a Black person they don't like, you are also a racist. it is very easy to avoid using racist language about Black people with whom you disagree.

DHS is stealing Haitians money while they deport them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/w...

@electroboyusa.bsky.social Can you share this with your followers? I'm trying to make sure as many folks as possible get prepared for what might be heading our way. bsky.app/profile/brat...

Courtesy of @malyndahale.bsky.social on IG. if you choose to stay. I ask you to simply amplify the voices of Jewish and Black people here.

I'm definitely in mood number 1 today. 😏

Unpopular take: The problem is Muslims in America are not full-throatedly denouncing and condemning Islamist extremism and its attacks on all societies around the world. Nearly 67,000 Islamist terrorist attacks were recorded between 1979 and 2024, resulting in at least 249,941 deaths. Or anything!

What is even going on here!?! The mess in all these threads...these people have lost their goddamn minds 😮‍💨 Deprogramming MAGA... Deprogramming...whatever these "lefties" are... There is so much work to do

What if all this is a trick to get everyone on GLP-1s?

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.

Finally an octogenarian nobody will miss

“There’s this famous 80-year old we need to you to bring in.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Hold on, not that one. This one appeared in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Would you please stop and just listen to the rest of the instructions?”

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

Palmer, Dolly Parton has been famous for two verified miracles for longer than I've been alive

The world is dimmed today. variety.com/2026/music/n...

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Oh darn. Anyway, happy Monday! www.npr.org/2026/08/24/g...

BROKEN DOWN INTO BITE-SIZE PIECES JUST LIKE THE GLASS IN YOUR POPSICLE