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I stayed on Twitter to talk about the Mets until even that function of the site started to fall apart. Came here, searched “Mets,” & found it incredibly life-affirming to see the endless cross-section of interesting actual humans who are also #Mets fans. People still exist, & most of them are good.

8 2-out runs are most in an inning in World Series history and 2nd-most in any postseason inning

Trump Is So Corrupt, He Doesn't Even Try To Hide It.......

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

3-0.

Truth 👇 👇 👇 👇

Juuuuust a bit one-sided. #Rays #Brewers #WorldSeries

This is an AWAY game for Milwaukee. Doesn’t sound like it. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers

World Series over. Congrats Crew. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers

This Turang AB could seal the whole Series. No pressure. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers

The Brewers are just relentless. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers

Yelich looks safe. #WorldSeries #Rays #Brewers

Gasser is only at 38 pitches through 3.1 innings?! Do the Rays maybe wanna work an at-bat? #Rays #Brewers #WorldSeries

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

"Breaking News: Trump is a sex criminal who actively participated in Epstein's crimes" Surely most of us know this by now, but I guess I'm glad we're still finding ways to remind people.

we need more spice in this series

I’m gonna need the #Brewers to knock that POS Freddy Peralta out in the 1st tonight. #Rays #WorldSeries

Midterm Races To Watch In 2026 https://theonion.com/midterm-races-to-watch-in-2026/

Yes, yes, the renewed accusations that the president is a serial rapist and was an active participant in Epstein's pedophilia and sex trafficking would seem alarming, but it doesn't involve the Cheesecake Factory so ...

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shooter…

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After Careful Thought, Teen Applies To College Where Family Donated Building https://theonion.com/after-careful-thought-teen-applies-to-college-where-fa-1819577078/

Free speech when I control the speech

Everything is so incredibly stupid.

Can't wait 👇

This 👇

Saw this headline. Hope it’s true. Vivek Ramaswamy tanks campaign with attack ad as new report favors Ohio Democrats

the cia can’t get results in brazil or serbia anymore? america really is on the decline

The President is fascinated by the ass of others and the news media is treating it as normal. Biden yawns and its a full page ad lol

Ohio candidate for governor Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is attempting to reframe his controversial ad featuring Democratic opponent Amy Acton’s estranged mother as protestors have started gathering at his events. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/25/r...