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Instagram comments are such shit. And I guess Zuck likes it that way

Anything can be middle-brow if you're snobbish enough

This is good, actually, and if we had proper carbon pricing it would've happened sooner

so yeah i've uh, i've been on a sex strike. yeah against feminism. i'm sure i mentioned this before. yeah for about 20 years. big fan of the uh, the patriarchy. depriving the bitches of they frances. gotta stay strong.

I'd prefer Konkey Dong. A huge dildo with a magnificent proboscis.

WIFE: When you write dialogue jokes... ME: Yeah? WIFE: Do you ever put words in my mouth? ME: Never. WIFE: Really? ME: Everything is 100% accurate. WIFE: You have an enormous penis.

I'm sorry but "never wipes his ass" should not be a whole type of guy, and yet

It's worse. The bad part is that it's been used to do a job that could have been done with JDAMs because the Trump admin is allergic to the risk of losing aircraft and personnel. Imagine starting a war thinking it'd be risk free. A war. Risk-free. What?

What growing up in a bull run does to a mf

Old age comes for us all eventually

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

Whoops modern Italian is like 70% reimported Italian American food. archive.today/hpfSz

No, you don't understand! Just one more efficiency drive, bro. Just one more info campaign about the wonders of cold water! It'll work this time!

Broke: military campaign carried out in fits and spurts because of bad logistics and spotty intel Woke: military campaign carried out in fits and spurts because the market is closed on weekends and it won't freak the fuck out

Wir gehen Full Terminator, es war immer klar, dass wir Full Terminator gehen würden, und es wird sehr unangenehm werden.

guys they're making libbed up JFK edits on tiktok the kids might be alright

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

mfw someone asks me about my opinion on current US politics

I really hope @samfromwendover.bsky.social sees the new Deutsche Bahn song+dance: www.instagram.com/reel/DPv95Nq...

Guys, I've figured out a solution to drones with thermal optics! Behold, the tactical sombrero!

You're mentally healthy?! Like what, some kind of boring person?

Could it be? Did RFK make America healthy again? Maybe what we needed all along was a walking infection vector in the White House

Hungary’s government is a shame to Europe in its entirety

The current issues with the FCAS makes me think that maybe Germany and France should produce two different versions of the jet, each with different takeoff capabilities. Call them FCAS A and FCAS C. Spain might opt for a hybrid called FCAS B. This will be a huge success

Wow you're clearly part of the literate washed mass.

I hope everyone making fun of Italian food purity remember this the next time they see some American take on a U.K. staple

Is any hobby more chud-coded than audiophilia? Being scammed as a hobby while insisting you have a unique superpower

"Kein Kriegsplan überlebt den ersten Zusammenstoß mit dem Feind (Deutsche Bahn)."

Open-Source & Rust-Written Burn MATMUL Kernels Can Compete With NVIDIA's CUDA/cuBLAS - https://www.phoronix.com/news/Burn-MATMUL-Kernels-CUDA

this is especially relevant for certain kinds of progressive approaches to public investment of all kinds, because they fail to recognize that every delay to a project itself costs money it is not *free* to wait and do another study, another public comment period, another community engagement

Unpopular opinion: Ich finde das keinen schlechten Ansatz und halte die Gegenrede für weitgehend ideologisiert und nicht lösungsorientiert. Man kann in Berlin sehr gut sehen, wie separiert die Schulen sind. Selbst die Jonathans und Charlottes aus dem Grünwähler-Milieu werden in weitgehend… (1/7)

The only "attempt" Western capitals made at shaping Russian behavior was setting red lines that they proceeded to forget about when Russia ignored them and I genuinely don't think they realize how damaging this is

Property rights must be held sacrosanct. And is there any property more precious than a child, your avatar to continue living into the future. You will never die