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I shot the serif, but I did not shoot the Calibri.
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Replying to @rparloff.bsky.social
All rise. Reyes on bench. J: trust everyone's weekend was as relaxing as mine and my clerks. [sarcastic] [clerk calling case] Attys giving appearances. Mark Samburg for plaintiffs ... Norm Eisen ... Abbe Lowell DOJ: Stan Woodward; Andrew Block, Robert Stander, Marissa Pilopato. ... /5
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To add context to this, Chestnut Blight kills the trees before they reach maturity. The trees in this particular grove have a rare resistance to the blight that allows them to survive long enough to produce seeds.
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
"The governor also requested the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to waive federal ultra-low sulfur diesel requirements to boost supply." I'm not sure I can fully express how badly this is likely to backfire. Modern diesels can't handle anything but ULSD. www.texastribune.org/2026/09/28/t...
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NEW: 8 sailors aboard the Lincoln attempted suicide per a letter from the Secretary of the Navy to Congress. That is “incredibly high”. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
Florida has 22 million people. Peak ACA enrollment was 4.5 million. He has his numbers completely backwards.
Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"
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The president can exclude reporters, even for viewpoint discriminatory reasons EvEn fOr vIeWpoiNt DisCriMinAtoRy rEaSoNs EVEN FOR VIEWPOINT DISCRIMINATORY REASONS storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
It is worth pointing out that there are, in fact, two triumphal arches in Washington D.C. One dedicated to the Atlantic Theatre of WWII, the other dedicated to the Pacific. In fact, they literally anchor the far side of the reflecting pool from the Lincoln Memorial:
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
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BREAKING: Evanston police confirm a U.S. citizen was briefly detained by federal agents Sunday morning near Howard and Dodge before being released The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
What are the snipers for, Donnie? Why are you putting snipers in the middle of DC?
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
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NEW: ICE shooting in Austin. Scant details at this time.
The horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
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JUST IN: The 1st Circuit rejects the Trump administration's 3rd-country deportation policy, finding blanket assurances from countries who say they won't torture U.S. deportees is not good enough. And the judges raise this point: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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This is so insane I cannot believe this is real. www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Lukas Graham officially quits the tour. That's literally all of Sheeran's openers.
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NEW: The federal prosecutor who charged ICE agent Christian Castro for lying about shooting Sosa-Celia has now been FIRED. He objected to the DoJ stopping him from charging a civil rights violation. And now he’s fired. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-min...
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“A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.”
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both Jon Ossoff and Chris Van Hollen have been opposed by AIPAC and backed by the much less awful J Street, but Ossoff is Jewish while Van Hollen isn’t so guess who gets the Evil Red Monochrome background
this post really pisses me off for a few reasons: 1. People like Zenkus who treat the anti-fascist coalition as a murder-suicide pact are generally narcissistic idiots 2. Ossoff has voted against arms transfers to Israel and his donations are from J Street, which is very different from AIPAC
Fun Fact: In 1999, trucking companies pegged the price of fuel at about $1.25 per gallon and began levying a surcharge to compensate for fuel prices. For every $0.06/gallon that the price goes up, they charge an extra $0.01/mile. The current surcharge is about $0.70/mile ($700 for a 1,000 mile run).