🐩 Trainer Jess 🐩

A few years ago I accidentally wrote this sort of spicy romance about an abominable snowman because, well, I misunderstood the instructions for an anthology… Anyway, it’s one of my most favorite things I’ve ever written, and I personally think this cover is just amazing www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJF18Y8L

Is there anything worse than the customer service at Ace Hardware? Has to be on par with Comcast. What a ridiculous company.

My wife left me for apparently being "too insecure." No wait, she's back. She just went to get some coffee! :)

Everybody talking about Tim Curry and not one mention of Fern Gully 😩😩

"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP

Dolly and Tim Curry in the same 24 hours? Whyyyyyyy??? 😭😭😭

Highly usable post from last year

Getting ready to move like 5 states away and had to rehome about 6 boxes of books today. It was a lot but I am happy to have sent them along.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

Live your life so that your Nazi tattoo is not the least problematic thing about you Also don't get a fucking Nazi tattoo

He’s a Dem who isn’t afraid to take his own side.

Everybody wants to talk about how “addictive” porn is while Kalshi, Polymarket and Draftkings are sponsoring & advertising at every major media event, targeting primarily men, and bankruptcy rates have risen 30% since online betting was legalized

Before and after of the floors in our new house after what feels like an eternity of hand stenciling. There’s still more to do, but this working trip has drawn to an end.

Progress update. It has been a very very long day.

3 days of prep. 7 hours of stenciling. Unknown hours left to go. 😵‍💫 but I am excited about how it’s turning out

@duckduckgo.com I changed my default browser over to you specifically to turn off AI features but about 3x a day when I search for something it comes back and is on the “sometimes” setting. I keep turning it off and saving and then a few hours later it’s back again. Why??

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

Well one thing I have learned is past presidents could have been much worse and the only thing stopping them was their own conscience

It's a ceasefire Jim. But not as we know it.

Putting out a call to the universe: Does anyone know of a junior roller derby team in Lehigh Valley area of PA or within about an hour’s drive? We are moving cross country soon and youngest is extremely distressed about not being able to find a derby team. #rollerderby #jrda #juniorrollerderby

We did not spend millions and millions of years evolving these big magical brains just to outsource our thinking to someone as lame as Sam Altman.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

So we’re all just supposed to Get up and go to work today, huh? That feels… impossible. #fdt #wtfcongress

Happy WW3 Day to all who celebrate or whatever… 🙄

I have to do my taxes, and I am really struggling this year because it just feels so immoral to give the government any sort of money or any engagement at all under these conditions. I know these conditions won’t last forever but just ugh.

Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭

Kind of remarkable that Polaris just exists out there in the universe and so much of ancient history was rooted in being able to navigate using that one point of reference. Anyway, on the days when all the people suck, it’s nice to think of the stars and be filled with wonder and appreciation.

It is Little Cat’s bubble wrap and it cannot be disposed of until she’s done popping all the bubbles. 😅

How is the DOW up after this mornings announcements from from the Tangerine Tyrant and Spain?? #everythingisascam

The Goo Goo Dolls’ Dizzy Up The Girl is as close to a perfect album as there ever was. Every song is just so full of body and depth and it just gets better and better as a complete album.

My question is how they’re going to keep finding new organizations to do this stuff. Because now they’ve created a precedent and they’re going to have to keep it up for the next 3 years.

The only thing missing from these televised cabinet meetings is having his cabinet eat his actual shit off plates with silverware. And then tell him how delicious they think it is.