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Why is this what I picture when I think of these G7 summits? youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...

I’m not sure that throwing money at this election is going to do the trick. The president doesn’t seem to understand that he is the problem. Maybe they’ll save 1 or 2 if he just shuts the fuck up for the next 2 weeks… but he’s fully fucked things for the GOP and there’s no saving it.

Yall… these next couple months are going to be absolute chaos. Trump knows he’s cooked and he’s going to burn this country to the ground before he leaves office.

I think the GOP may have screwed up again. Lol I’m getting Ken Paxton ads and conservative fear porn in Austin.… Minnesota.

Maybe I’m crazy, but the more Trump tells us about the nuclear threat that Iran poses, the more it sounds like the WMD argument from Iraq.

VIKTOR ORBÀN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.

The GOP needs to step the fuck up. You’ve had your fun. You see the consequences. Shit ain’t fun is it? Now figure this out before every fucking bridge on the planet gets the proverbial missile strike that Trump is bound unleash.

I hate that Jo Adell did the damn thing last night, which would be a great Easter conversation to have… But nooooo…. Conversations will center on the dementia patient currently threatening and committing war crimes. This time line continues to be the dumbest thing. youtube.com/shorts/jbxdu...

I am beginning to think that ABS will be a waste of time until MLB gets rid of umpires who don’t even try. (I’m looking at you CB Buckner. 26 missed calls?!?)

We know. That’s why it’s a thing. You want to feel dumb for 5 seconds or you want your blown call all over sportscenter for 2 weeks and in montages for eternity?

It is Pi Day. youtu.be/uh-EdSbfdrA?...

We still have not developed a weapon that will change ideology. Feels a lot like our weapons, thus far, have only served to make the resolve of the offending ideologies stronger. (I’m sure this will take care of Israels problem.)

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Why aren’t democrats out on the steps of the capital assuring the nation that this EPA bullshit Trump is pulling will be immediately reinstated once he’s gone? Maybe a good idea to warn these companies that going backwards is going to cost them the second this dipshit isn’t able to try to kill us.

If democrats only win elections by cheating, how does Trump explain the fact that he’s currently in office with both the house and the senate? Does he really think he’d be within 25 miles of the White House if that was the case?

Please stop throwing snowballs at ICE. It doesn’t accomplish anything. Try water balloons.

The tactical error of invading Minneapolis just because of Walz is hilarious. That metro has a high concentration of motivated liberals with the means to organize and act. ICE invading Minny is like when Hitler invaded Russia in winter.

I had my doubts about Trump, but then he yelled incoherently at me for 20 minutes

All the redistricting fighting, at the end of the day, is going to end up not mattering. Republicans can try to move the goalposts… but at some point, policy will start to matter and voters let the GOP know. “Culture wars were fun… but yo… what now?”

People who brag about blocking people are just telling on themselves. Why advertise that you’re unable to interact or be challenged? Why would anyone listen to you if you’re not able to listen? (This rant does not include the obvious blocking that is permitted.)

I don’t know… color me skeptical of this “far left plot to make Cali explode.” I just don’t buy it. The timing and the rhetoric surrounding it when it hasn’t even made the news cycle in earnest seems desperate.

On top of all the horrors happening in the USA. I had a dream. It had nothing to do with politics, but it did have a moment where I was interacting with Dennis Rodman and Van Damme on the set of the classic action film “double team.” Enjoy your day!

My takeaway from Epstein document dump was that Jeffrey Epstein in 2018/early 2019 was increasingly telling people he had dirt on Trump and Trump knew everything about child sex ring. To protect Trump's re-election campaign, Trump's DOJ charged Epstein in July 2019. Then Epstein committed "suicide."

Does America not understand what the Boston tea party was about? Quite literally it is this. Does the phrase “Taxation Without Representation” ring any bells? Trump calls them tariffs but come’on…. He also can’t read.

Disney is essentially setting Kimmel free. Now he gets to do a show that he has creative control over. Gets to control the advertisers. Gets to work when he wants to work. Jimmy is gonna take it to YouTube and be just a little more popular. All this over Kirk and his 3.8 mil soft ass fans. Lol

The conspiracy is not dead goddammit. I will now move the goalposts every time I am proven wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. (At least that’s I think that’s how it works right?)

Wait… so WW3 is starting? And we’re seemingly on the bad guys team now?

I’m real sick of Trump and all his bullshit. Can we go back to when Ozzy and Brent Hinds were here? Real sick of it.

Sometimes I wonder just how far down the succession line it would have to go to find a cabinet member who hasn’t committed egregious and impeachable offenses. Seriously… who’s gonna be left?

So to be clear… the US sunk a Venezuelan drug boat and are justifying it by saying “there’s a lot of drugs on that boat.” Which, seems like we’re doing this backward. Were there drugs on that boat? I’m half expecting the informant to be the same dude that got Abrego -Garcia hemmed up.

Yo what’s happening over on the south side of Minneapolis?

Who will be the villain when the immigrants, gays and democrats are all gone? Think the right will be happy then? That’s the main problem I have with their lot. (Aside from all the facism obviously) But they don’t have any idea how to govern without there being an adversary.

I saw a dude arguing on CNN that Maxwell getting moved was “just something that happens in the prison system.” Was a pretty astonishing exchange. Dude was taken aback at the very thought that there was a quid pro quo going on. I bet I could sell that dude a time share with the right color scheme.

Wait… hold on. Can someone get Kash on the phone? I’m confused about a few things relating to this and how it coincides with that freight train of lies he told last night on Fox News.

At this point, I’m ashamed to say it, but sometimes I wish Trump would have cheated well enough to beat Biden so we could just be done with him now. Kinda sucks we gave him 4 years to cook up all this crazy shit and learn how to enact it and figure out he doesn’t actually have to follow the law.

It’s crazy that the USA is descending into an authoritarian state so the dude in charge won’t get outted as a pederast. Completely insane.

RIP Brent Hinds. A one of a kind. youtu.be/tkgHapnwBs4?...

I would really like to have a fist fight with Stephan Miller. That’s all I have for today.

Good morning glorious citizens of America! I bring to you great employment news from President Donald Trump!! Thanks to the glory of his leadership, our unemployment is down to -1,500% and jobs are UP BY ONE TRILLION!!! All hail emperor for life!!

I guess you can put me in the category of those who trust these numbers coming out about as much as I trust a milk fart on a road trip.

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

Wait… is Trump tanking the economy on the orders of Putin? He can stop this shit at anytime, and everyone is telling him “yo! Your plan is stupid. Real, real stupid.” But he’s like “nope. Putin says not yet.” Either way - there’s something going on and it isn’t “saving America.”