Tyson, OLD 🍉

Is it normal for an anonymous Wyoming LLC that sent mass mailers impersonating a transgender advocacy group to hire the lawyer who defended TX Attorney General Ken Paxton from impeachment in response to a court filing seeking to depose people who could unmask the LLC's owners

I don’t begrudge COTA putting up a new structure for hospitality up at turn 1, but Jesus fuck, did they have to make it look like it’s built out of used shipping containers?

they want sex workers to leave because they're done with us. they used sex workers to grow the platform in the early days and now that the platform is more self-sustaining and "normal" they want to shut the sex workers out. especially because sex workers tend to have radical politics

It’s been like 30 years and I still haven’t gotten over Poison Ivy. As someone who grew up loving Viper from Top Gun his role in that movie fucked me up good.

If you call somebody from this administration a vile, fascistic, bigoted cunt you’re 100% sure to get it right.

The whole Jalen Hurts situation is part of the reason I stopped watching football. These teams treat players like chattel and it’s fucking disgusting

Anyone remember Chicago Progressive Partnership, the shell group that spent big to back pro-Israel candidates in Illinois Dem primaries? It just closed up... and transferred its bank balance back to AIPAC's super PAC.

“Good God Almighty, Good God Almighty, they’ve killed (her). As God is my witness (s)he is broken in half!”

We’re live streaming firing squad executions now? Man, humanity was a mistake

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

Kamala Harris’ secret weapon: Liz Cheney

I got the $500 ACA rebate check and my dad was all “And you hate Trump?” Like, yeah man. It coulda been $5,000, $50,000, half a million and I’d still hate that mother fucker. Good to know my dad’s integrity is worth so little though

Oh well, guess I’ll go to bed then. I’m not waiting out Southeast Asian rain

Is the Bahrain National Anthem shit or is the Bahrain Police Band shit? Is it both? Probably both

In this Phillies v Braves game I just hope nobody has fun

NGL, the only reason I want them to win today is so Altuve can have a chance to pass Manny

Pocket mother fucking Jesus

“This is not what they thought they would get from Hunter Brown.” Isn’t it though?

lol. I fucking knew it

There should be a content warning on this. I’ve never seen someone throat someone this deep before

Completely unsurprising results.

The Voice is on at the bar where I’m doing trivia, are there TWO Adams Levine on the show now? Did they clone him?

Hadjar podium on his return is pure fucking class. Proud of that dude

Celia Rose Gooding is so great and wonderful and beautiful. She really picked up for Nichelle and kept running with Uhura

It has always bugged me that the Pah Wraith cult still calls the Pah Wraiths by that name. Surely they would have a different name for them.

Liam and Isaak being on this is like how the Linda McMahon and Markwayne Mullin are in the Presidential line of succession.

This calendar looks like absolute ass

Ed Sheeran is a bitch

I hope this dude wins Powerball

The puddle of bright red flow-vis paint on the ground in the Alpine garage looked like something out of Halloween

Gee, I wonder if these two storylines will merge in some meaningful way?

Are we finally doing an evil admiral episode on SNW?

It’s good to know that @jamestalarico.bsky.social is apparently doing so well in the polls that he no longer needs my vote

I hope Eve Barlow isn’t watching this SMU game. One of the sideline play call posters is the colors of the Palestinian flag

Shout out to unrepentant wife guy General Martok

Whenever they play the Italian national anthem at Monza

This is very cool for Kimi. 😭😭😭

What an absolutely bonkers drive. Kimi was off his fucking ass today

PIERRRRRE GASLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Lets fucki be gooooooo

This episode of SNW would be so delightfully stupid if these seasons weren’t so short, it is an objectively hilarious premise

wokeness is when you care about different things at different times

I dk who still needs to hear this but Israel has had no intentions to allow a Palestinian state for decades. It never stopped building illegal settlements regardless of who was in the White House. www.newyorker.com/news/a-repor...

Oh, do we get an actual Star Trek episode this week?

Perhaps it would be better morally & electorally to make the people you're running against, who are assaulting, abducting, murdering, stealing, putting kids into concentration camps, starting wars & destroying our lives, your opposition. Instead of some streamer dude voters have never heard of.

I’m so jazzed, I’ve been dying to see The Shark is Broken and they’re bringing it to the Alley in March and there was a BOGO deal for tickets for Theater week. #Blessed

Damn, Tim Curry now? Rest in Peace, King

Boots is the fucking best