Uranus

As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects

DA CLINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week

An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.

I feel like I'd actually enjoy League more if it was just the first 15-20 minutes and then the game ended. I only really like that first 15-20 minutes.

I do not understand what's going on with student loans rn. Last I heard I'd need to start paying some time this month and the website says something similar but my next due date is 2028. Enrolling for auto-pay is now an application as well with no discernible schedule or amount to be withdrawn??

Getting dressed is a lot like a rouguelike. Especially when you don't do laundry very often and leave your clothes everywhere.

I've seen like 5 marketing emails where items that would regularly be discounted by $20+ are being discounted by $17.76 and that's so funny

Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

I keep mixing up MoistCr1TiKaL and Asmongold and I'm so sorry sir. I still don't know who you are but I just struggle to differentiate. Anyway every time someone collabs with MoistCr1TiKaL I have to Google 'streamer blood on wall' to figure out which one is Asmongold

I really hate that as a society we have decided chat bots can do customer service when they're insanely bad at it and it wasn't an easy job to begin with. Fuck this man

I wish I had to rely less on a team at work. I hate constantly picking up unexpected slack and people getting mad at me when I ask them to actually do the work they're getting credit for every day.

Pride

I want to be better off financially mostly so I could give more people I love cool gifts.

Solar Beam ☀️

oh uhm. youre on my house

Wordle would be so much more fun if 'hard mode' was the default and the starting word was a randomized word with unique letters. It would instantly become dynamic instead of the more or less solved state it's in.

the gemini twins

Everything is fucking dumb all the time now

I imagine the feeling I get listening to KAVARI is the feeling boomers got listening to heavy metal for the first time

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

In January 2001, in the OPM2 letters page, Kenneth from Denmark saw the future.

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

slay the spire 2

Looks like Necrobinder is the new Watcher

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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I do not know how to dance but I feel like if I found myself in the club and they were playing Yaeji, COBRAH, and Shygirl I would just intuit it.

Loving the turn my tiktok algo is taking. I'm now getting served so many OSHA violation videos

Why does it seem like everything worth buying is like ~$500 now?

oh, it's cold outside? you're in a winter biome? i hope you're ready for sliding block puzzles.

My final wrapped. Fuck Spotify