Coffeemancer Vanvidum

*Jaws theme *

The masculine urge to bump into guys wearing camo and say “Oh, sorry I didn’t see you.”

If I stand here with my mouth open maybe something will fall off the grill #fox

He's really lichen it #deer 🦌

I like this post without context.

There is still good in this World.

Gonna steal one of these, thanks.

μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος

I think I'm going to give my keyboard a bath this week.

Remember to pet the badgers!

Be careful this Halloween! Already I was given candy that had poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.

Lot of folks (self included) expressing despair that despite aggressive prosecuting fascists ("doing everything right") Brazil was still going to get Bolsonaro-ed and the fact this guy gtfo-ed as quickly as he did should be a big signal for the AOC DOJ to go *hard* in 2029.

Genuinely funny he was out of there in 24 hours

Early voting COMPLETE. So many ballot questions this year, and I have no confidence that the electorate is going to make good decisions on them.

We gotta boost Bandit Heeler up over Gavin and Whiskey Pete

I don't want to say what my biggest impact was. It might identify me.

"what was your biggest impact on the Internet?" This little guy

Bandit number should be way higher tbh

I bet this survey was conducted by the same people who coined the term "Gen Z stare"

When you accuse me of international grand larceny this is who youre hurting.

That's one radical racc

It's too bad no one in my family snagged Irish citizenship when it was still accessible.

It's hard to believe this is a model and not actual fungi! Amazing work by Sebastian Brandt #FungiFriends www.reco-brandt.com

Occasionally I’ll see memes about fall/winter where it’s like “you start drinking your coffee hot” and it’s like: You do not live in New England, where iced coffee is a year round phenomenon

one of the really useful takeaways from fukuyama's political order books is a clear conceptual understanding of what corruption *is* in its fundamental nature. and the answer... is patronage networks organized on personal connections! corruption is *inherent* in these discretionary systems!

looked at in longer perspective, it's striking how much this resembles the premodern system of exclusion, rents, and personalist connections, which was--and this part's important--radically worse than the modern system of impersonal rules and general taxation

Chicken was not as orange as I wanted, but I'm told it was still delicious. I'll have to try to orange harder next time.

im gonna post a big dump of the photos for these here because i can. i don't have alt for them yet but am working on a system that will help with descriptions. i am trying to get the first batch of orders out this week :)

Got a couple more Art Fight pieces to post, and here is no. 12, featuring the football-loving Braulio in his team's attire! He belongs to EnzoToons on DeviantArt! #FurryArt #Art #Anthro #Cartoon #Bird #Hawk #Football #ArtFight2026

Orange pepper chicken in the oven and almost ready to go!

Bag of groceries is missing. D'oh.

Add “between my legs” to a movie title: The Iron Giant Between My Legs

1400s: a language is a dialect with a great novel published 1800s: a language is a dialect with an army now: a language is a dialect with a compiler

English is now memory safe, which means that if you write a reminder down in English it is impossible to forget

Add “between my legs” to a movie title "Twelve Angry Men Between My Legs"

Great Regional Experiment Glorifying God’s Strength Total English Security Circus Operations

If a zombie tiger dies in the marketplace and nobody in the fortress talks about it, does it inflict mood penalties?

Learning about the Great Boston Molasses Flood of 1919 is like Before: “Haha!! Molasses flood! that’s funny!” After: ”Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck. Oh Christ.”

On ur porch eatin tha ferns #deer 🦌