Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️

Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI. Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.

do you ever think about boobs

For us, it's been 12 years. For them, it's been one night. Thanks, MysteryBen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Lx...

I guess there's a first time to learn everything but apparently my dad learned yesterday that Garfield likes lasagna

And if you're wondering how we eat and breathe, and other science facts...

If you went back in time and said the phrase "Adult Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman Reboot" they would probably sedate you for saying a random meal of words and yet here the fuck we are

Ah yes my favorite football team, the San Francisco 69ers

I just saw Postmodern Jukebox and got upgraded to really good seats Did anything else happen while I was gone?

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Today I am cranky because the car dealership... 1: Did not inform me that the service they scheduled was no longer covered and included 2: Tried to sell me on extra services when my lease is up in half a year 3: Tried to pressure me into selling my car and/or buying out the lease Eat absolute shit.

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Desert Bus for Hope 2026, the 20th year of Desert Bus! I hope y'all are ready for what promises to be the greatest show on Earth featuring a bus. What mischief, excitement, wonder and hilarity have we cooked up for this most auspicious year? Head to desertbus.org right now!

Yknow what fuck it I'm muting the two-letter acronym and all variants of it I can think of. I'm getting some serious discourse fatigue between groups of increasingly smug, self-congratulatory circlejerks and it's starting to effect my mental health.

Behold! A new completed commission for a regular supporter of my channels and long-time Sega fan; EarthwormJames. Naturally, if I was going to draw a ChuChu Rocket Print, I had to represent the series' art style as best as possible! Hope y'all like this one! And thanks again, James!

Normally I ignore "You MUST repost this" sort of posts But in this case, I will make an exception.

if you still, for some reason, are not using a password manager let the phpocalypse be your sign from God telling you to take up the faith

Look I know yall don't like data centers but I'm fairly certain giving every IT guy a headache and a drinking problem was not the solution.

a fun fact about me is that my full name appears on the Homestar Wiki because Strong Bad read my name during a livestream once that is the only fun fact about me

The clean clothes hamper? You mean, the place I grab my clothes from before I put them on?

Anyway I got the right course now let's see how this goes Initial eye drawing #VeeBotLearnsToDraw

Why Gabe Newell needs a yacht collection while living rent-free in Tim Sweeney's head is a mystery for the ages.

i drew this some months back but don't think i posted it.. 🌸

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0u... Funnily enough, I recognize one of the scream sound effects as the basis for part of one of the YDKJ Jack Attack themes.

this is my vent art

The sucky thing about being at Disneyland as a New Yorker is that my body is ready to tap out at 9:00 pm local time because it's midnight at home, but I don't want to leave because I know it'll be a while until I get the chance to come back. The park doesn't close until 11 but I'm not gonna make it.

I was today years old when I learned that the host of one of my favorite trivia podcasts (Karen Chu of Good Job Brain) has spent the last two years or so working at Valve

Please stop drawing the TERF Wizard girl psyop trend.

Gets criticized once.

Don't get me wrong, I love my 'sona but I would love to make an OC that makes people do this

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Goblin!

Got assigned the back row, middle seat for my flight tomorrow. 🙃