JunieVimpire 🧛‍♀️ 🦇

lol. lmao

god only used one rib to create a woman and i used the whole man. god doesn't have shit on me

no matter how hard i try i can never read the acronym "BM" as "baby mama" first try, and not "Bowel Movement"

it's giving tuberculo, sis

just watched an ad for PrEP that included two guys cruising one another in a bowling alley

if i'm in your replies it's probably because i'm avoiding work, thank you so much for providing refuge i will remember this kindness

hi y’all 🍁 this goal is technically reached (yayy) but after taking care of some big stuff im down to $3 lol so anything helps. i’ll be making a new flyer soon 🫂💜 PayPal.me/zlewwis99 DM for Cashapp n Venmo #helpsky #helpfolkslive2026 #transcrowdfund #bipocMA

i'm so burnt out at work i can't get myself out of bed before 11 most days, but everyone keeps telling me how much i'm excelling at my job 🫩👍

*smoking a sparkly pink cigarette in my magical girl uniform* yeah they COULD seal up the demonic rift to the void that keeps spewing monsters into the city, but that's infrastructure spending, and we're independent contractors, so we don't appear as a line item on the capital budget

it's yuri thursday everybody lock in

god fucking dammit

it's yuri thursday everybody lock in

loving brats honestly one of the most embarrassing kinks. like "oooh i'll fall head over heels for you if you're really really annoying 😍" why am i like this

being a trans woman is so silly what do you mean that i'm sitting at home feeling giddy at the prospect of someone carving up my face all pretty

on the plus side 4chan and kiwifarms are offline for the moment

Check this shit out

please be kind to the midsize-to large company infosec engineers and SREs in your life. tomorrow is going to suck

Plato's Allegory of the Goon Cave

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oh so the vibes are bad bad today, huh. on all sides

hire stella

just one more nap, bro. one more nap will fix me

big warm blanket is so goated when hiding from the world is the vibe

it's 60 degrees in my house. finally. the perfect sleeping temperature

"it's a lil insectoid...but in a cunt way"

game show called "Date my Ex": where lesbians compete for a cash prize by convincing the week's bachelorette to go on a date with their ex. For added drama, a contender can forego the cash and try to get a date with the bachelorette herself. Hosted by Tig Notaro

t4t

i need to be held and cuddled for a long time so i can feel safe and cherished and loved. but in a cool and attractive way not in a pathetic way. it's not pathetic when i say it. it's not.

gock (gnostic cock)

it's so frustrating that i'm one of the most mentally and physically resilient bitches i know unless! ☝️🤓 my tummy hurts

tilting my head back until my jaw unhinges and my skull lolls languidly at the base of my neck, i begin to emit a guttural lowing that strikes a primal terror in all who hear it, sending the masses wailing and gibbering through the streets as they flee. because i want attention

Babe wake up someone just discovered new code in House of Leaves, a 26 year-old book. www.reddit.com/r/houseoflea...

listening and yearning