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וַיְהִ֨י אִ֤ישׁ אֶחָד֙ וּשְׁמ֣וֹ יִרְמְיָ֔הוּ בְּאֶ֥רֶץ הַנֶּאֱבֶ֖דֶת אֶ֣רֶץ הַצִּיּ֑וּץ וַיֹּ֣אמֶר ׀ לִפְנֵ֣י הַזְּקֵנִ֗ים אוּלַי֙ לֹ֣א קְרָאתֶ֔ם בְּסֵ֖פֶר יְצִיאַ֥ת מִצְרָֽיִם׃ תַּגִּ֣ידוּ לִ֔י אִם־חֲכָמִ֖ים אַתֶּ֑ם אֵיכָ֨ה נִקְרָאִ֜ים בְּסֵ֣פֶר שְׁמ֗וֹת הַחַיּ֧וֹת הַקְּטַנּ֛וֹת הַקּוֹפְצ֖וֹת בַּיְאֹֽר׃ וַיַּ֤עַן רָז֙ מִבֵּ֣ית רְעוּאֵ֔ל הַשֶּׁ֥טֶף הַגָּד֖וֹל וַיֹּאמַ֑ר מַדּ֖וּעַ שָׁאַ֥לְתָּ עַל־זֶֽה׃ כִּ֣י הִנֵּ֗ה אַ֧ף בְּיַ֛ד הַכְּסִ֥יל הַבִּלְתִּֽי־דּוֹמֶ֖ה כָּמ֑וֹךָ לָדַ֨עַת כִּ֤י הַצְּפַרְדֵּ֙עַ֙ וְהַסְּפָ֣רַדִּ֔י לֹ֥א אוֹתָ֖ם הַדְּבָרִֽים׃

KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. www.knightmaregame.co.uk And just remember - it's only a game...isn't it? #indiedev #adventuregame

It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance

On this topic, I can highly (and surprisingly!) recommend spending a little time in Milan's Chinatown... Also, I was given a pack of licorice spaghetti by a friendly Italian man in a deli/sweetshop.

Verona, under a fairly moody sky...

🧵My son called from the road. That’s not unusual; he travels for his work in an entertainment industry. We chatted for a minute before he told me he was wearing a hospital gown. My mind went to terrible places, but he sounded cheerful and was, right then, in good enough shape to drive. So I asked:

Current status: queuing up to fondle Juliet.

Oct 14th - #Hackers of the world united to overload the Gibson, and prevent the Da Vinci virus from capsizing an oil fleet, designed to distract from "The Plague's" worm stealing $25m. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)

Ouya's time is still to come! (I gave mine away)

Well, that's one of my 2026 goals achieved - I just finished my 15th book of the year. Not a high figure for some people, I know, but it was a decent target for me. Next year I'll aim higher.

Eight Days in September 1066 - 6. Legacy The events of 1066 are often presented as the moment when England’s Scandinavian past came to an end. In Yorkshire, however, that is far too simple. The defeat of Harald Hardrada at Stamford Bridge ended the last great Scandinavian invasion, but

It is, frankly, an exhausting time to be Jewish. Even more so than usual...

Have you ever wondered what York looks like from a hot air balloon? Well we can tell you - it looks *chefs kiss*

"Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life."

The Cat in the Hat is... Back?

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

The time of gazpacho has passed... The time of Heinz has come!

This is a very weird variant of the Scunthorpe Effect...

Latest figures for BN(O) visas - the numbers a dying down quickly, but the next phase is HKers applying for Indefinite Leave to Remain (equivalent-ish to HKPR). If the government doesn't manage to make it near-impossible to qualify first...

If David Bowie's death broke the timeline, we are all absolutely fucked now...

I was there... Joined my neighbours in a brief, friendly, entirely peaceful plea for international support for Hongkongers who just wanted the rights they had been promised.

New experience this morning: parkwalk! (It's a parkrun, but you get lapped *a lot*)

Do we think new boy Andy was annoyed at the memes of him doing nothing and decided to make it clear to EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY that he's taking things seriously?

I did know his story, but I hadn't heard the full story of the song, and this is lovely to read. Plus, it is still an absolute banger.

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

I don't have a colander - I wonder if a sieve would work...

It's interesting - and not in a good way - to be living through the time of a new blood libel.

At least according to the official record, he was born n the same place as me, exactly 44 years earlier!

Roguelike Deckbuilder

Grabbed a cheese and Marmite sandwich from M&S this evening - my (non-British) partner asked what it was, and when I told her she said "Oh, like Paddington?" I had to go into the kitchen and fetch a jar of Marmite and a jar of marmalade so I could show her the difference 😁

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

There's no Prime Minister. There's no government! There's no law!!!

960 years of hurt, never stopped us dreaming...

Why does it seem like it's easier to buy a 'major' political party than, say, a flat?

In 2026 Ukraine is having trouble shipping grain through the Black Sea because of war... In 340 BC "Athens [was] fearful [for] her vital supply of grain via the Black Sea (from the Danube basin, eastern Crimea and the Azov coasts)" from Istanbul: A Tale of 3 Cities. Sometimes, history does repeat.

Allow me to be the first to say: ¡Viva España!

[boldly] I just don't think the British government needs to have Shabana Mahmood in it, I think we managed fine without her and we can just keep going without her, it's fine, Andy Burnham doesn't need to find a space for her in cabinet, there are other MPs

I haven't seen enough people talking about The Dish today. It's a gentle, geeky, pro-science, very Australian comedy and absolutely worth you time if you haven't seen it!

On my way, Clacton.

Seems a weird response to the whole World Cup red card situation, but then Belgium is quietly a pretty weird place...

This is a thing that I did not previously know existed...