Voltur

Voltur

@voltur.one

Hacker and storyteller broadcasting from somewhere in the Virgo Supercluster. Client Security @vrchat.com

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The bug in the latest firefox build makes the new tab window look like you got hit by a early 2000s browser hijacker malware.

Wait, so, John Wick is an alternate Bill & Ted timeline where Wyld Stallyns never formed and he got shipped off to military school?

The number of times I look at an engineering decision and think "the person that designed this does not have a cat' is bonkers.

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remember when you'd load like 1000+ songs from whatever you downloaded into a single playlist then hit shuffle?

Firewatch lands completely differently when you're dealing with a close family member having dementia. Fuck. Games are art. No exceptions.

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AI Expert Advice: Make Claude Code work faster by telling it to type with a Dvorak keyboard layout, which is optimized for speed

The realization that you can install windowmaker on the Steam Machine and tell everyone it's just a baby NeXT Cube

The amount of deeply profound existential dread I experienced from Severance season 1 is wild. I don't normally relate to stuff in that way. The only things that have come even close are specific scenes in Nope.

Installed 5 new dimmer switches in my house this morning. Discovered that the office lights are in the same circuit as the bathroom.

on one hand, i only got 5hrs of sleep and have a full calendar, but on the other, I got to have a cup of coffee and watch the sunrise with my cat.

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The unbearable urge to sarcastically respond to people with "Let me chatGPT that for you" and give them a completely unrelated link.

Last 4 TRRPGs you played... Shadowdark Salvage Union (first time) D&D 5e Mork Borg

Share the last 4 TTRPGs you played and expose your gaming habits (Or don't. I'm not a cop). Shadowdark Old School Essentials (for the first time) R'lyehwatch Mothership (for the first time)

shout out to Playstation for logging me out when I am at most disinterested in logging back in.

Our community never ceases to amaze me! I love this Sombra avatar. S tier!

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Replying to @planetoffinks.bsky.social

I was there for the rise of the internet and smart phones, and they absolutely sold themselves. People took one look and got excited. There was no point, years into the smart phone, where companies were having to be like "you may not like the iPhone but it's here to stay so get used to it"

Something about the frenetic soundscape of the Dead Kennedys really meshes well with a gray, windy rain storm.

Today I learned while deep diving L7 history: Viggo Mortensen had a spoken word album in the 90s called One Man's Meat. You're welcome.

i feel like there's a secret handshake you're supposed to use when you send a friend request online that's like "no really, we actually know each other" and if it's not finger guns IDK what it is.