Joe: Flyera Sicko

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

The response from the Eagles today to the Jalen Hurts situation tells me that they still do not realize the degree to which they fucked up here. Or, they don't yet realize the lengths they are going to have to go to convince people that they did not fuck up here. This wasn't it.

there should be one more second on the clock?

WE FINALLY SCORED 3!! STANLEY CUP!! NEVER A DOUBT!!

You’d think that would make things easier to tip the puck into the net

Oh cool. My favorite team, The Philadelphia Flyers, plays tonight.

Stephen A needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Full stop. Fuck this dude.

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

What an absolute BS end to the game

WE ARE SO BACK

Oh boy I can’t wait to watch my favorite hockey team, the Philadelphia Fly-OH WHAT THE SHIT

Flyera

Flyers lines & pairs in warmups (Vladar in net): Tippett - Zegras - Martone Foerster - Dvorak - Konecny Bump - Cates - Michkov Grundstrom - Couturier - Acciari Sanheim - Ristolainen York - Drysdale Seeler - Benoit

Yo, The Flyera!

Sources say:

Yo, The Flyers

Go Birds

Called it again

LOL COWBOYS

lol refs gift the Cowboys a TD for the win and they can’t even manage that

B. Robinson getting a TD vultured by B. Robinson has gotta be such a high then serious low for fantasy owners

Some big changes are coming this week to the NHL's CBA. Here's what's changing & what it means for players negotiating new deals with clubs. 👇 https://puckpedia.com/news/most-impactful-nhl-cba-changes-coming-sept-16-explained

It's always a good time to share this.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

This week's podcast is mostly just me gushing about Zero Company but also - Panels we're on at Dragon Con - Is Disney+ scaling back on Star Wars? - Hyperdice & more! 🔗to watch or listen on any podcast platform 👇 youtu.be/KqGsN1fnmRc?...

I really can't stress enough that my issue isn't with the look of the cards, the artists are brilliant, funny, & sick! Moreso my issue is that a grungy aesthetic is being extruded through multiple layers of marketised collectability. Don't wait for Levis to do it for you! Rip your own jeans!

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

Jaxson Dart already in mid-season form. Concussed.

There's been a lot missing in Flyers world over the past five years. More than anything else, it's lacked stakes. The idea that every game, every move, every outcome truly matters. But we've now entered the high-stakes part of the Briere rebuild. Finally. allphly.com/flyers/flyer...

The World Cup Halftime Show was better than any Super Bowl Halftime show and that’s a fact.

we’re in like year eight of the president just being treated as america’s grandpa who you’re not really supposed to pay attention to

What a fucking kick AND save. You know, maybe soccer is actually pretty neat.

Also, looking like the Ducks have 3 options when it comes to signing Cutter: 1. Cutter signs for a team friendly deal <$10M AAV (unlikely but still possible) 2. Ducks move pieces to free up cap space (most likely) 3. Cutter demands a trade to a team that will pay him more (the funniest option)

Losing out on Carlsson sucks BUT I like that Danny is making big swings, we still have a solid core, and hopefully Toronto is just hot garbage this year.

I love my country, Philadelphia

400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.

The Flyers signed Leo Carlsson to a massive $90 million offer sheet, and you surely have questions about it. In my 3000-word breakdown of the move, the rules, the cap implications, what comes next, & what it means for the Flyers, I have answers: allphly.com/flyers/flyer...

Yo? The Flyers? YO! The Flyers!

ICYMI 👇

Fuck Vegas and Carter Hart especially. Go home you fucking nerds!

The only goalie in NHL history to give up 4+ goals in the first FIVE games of the Finals. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.